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 It's like a zombie film
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I never watched one mate, I'm more of an E.T. man, I f*cking love that little c*nt.
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| Alisha |
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Maybe he's on crystal meth, that stuff makes you crazy, my friend Chloe did it, she nearly shagged her brother. And he's really ugly.
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I want to rip your clothes off and piss on your tits.
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| Nathan |
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I have a super power, I just need to find out what it is.
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Maybe you're just super retarded.
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You buried me alive you dicks!
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A bunch of young offenders develop super powers and not one of us think to use them to commit crime?.. Shame on us.
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| Kelly |
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Yeah meet a guy you really like, and he's a f*cking monkey.
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Well technically he was a gorilla.
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...And then bam! All hell brakes loose, I triple myself.
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Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
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You know, tripling, it's when you cum, sh*t and puke at the same time.
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| Alisha |
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All this fame stuff, it feels a bit pointless.
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Of course it is pointless, that's why famous people pretend to care about the Africans.
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When I was growing up in Ireland if the Priest weren't fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.
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What if we're meant to be like superheroes?
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You lot, superheroes? No offence, but in what kind of f*cked-up world would that be allowed to happen?
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So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?
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I appear to have shat myself.
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