Meg Griffin Quotes

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Meg		Hi dad I'm your daughter, Meg.
Peter		Doh!
Lois		No Peter, that's not your catchphrase.
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Stewie		Victory shall be mine!
Meg		Yeah like that will ever happen.
Peter		Shut up meg your so annoying.
Comments		- Season 2 - Da Boom


Peter		I like history I learn alot about Rudolf Hitlor.
Meg		He's called Adolph Hitler.
Peter		Shut up Meg!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Jimbob Wozere



Meg		Dad! Mr Herbert called me thunder thighs!
Peter		Ugh... He did it, what a legend.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Sophie Adams


Meg		Dad, why don’t you tell the story about when I was born.
Peter		We got halfway home with the afterbirth, then had to go back and swap it for Meg. The end.
Comments		- Season 6 - Blue Harvest


Meg		I love you Jesus.
Jesus		I love you too fella.
Comments		- Season 7 - I Dream of Jesus



Peter		Me and Lois are having a 3-way.
Meg		I had a 1-way once.
Comments		- Season 8 - Partial Terms of Endearment


Meg		You can have me.
Bill Clinton		Eeeeeww!
Comments		- Season 5 - Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey


Meg		Mom, have you ever felt not so fresh down there?
Lois		No I haven't and I don't know any woman who has. There must be something wrong with you.
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Herbet		I need a pair of strong hands to help me in the tub.
Meg		I'll do it.
Herbet		Aww rats.
Comments		- Season 4 - Petergeist


Meg		Dad I got an A for my math test.
Peter		Shut up Meg.
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Meg		You're a smart fella, Dad.
Peter		And you're a fart-smeller, Meg.
Comments		- Season 7 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing


Meg		Mayor west I've got something to tell you.
Adam West		I know, you're an alien.
Comments		- Season 4 - Deep Throats


Meg		This morning I had a hard poo that hurt, but then it felt great.
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Peter		Hey meg, is that another dog on the tv? Is that another dog? Who's that? Who's that? Someone at the door?
Meg		Im not a dog you fat bastard!
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Meg		I'm going to pretend your the New York Metts.
Comments		- Season 6 - Stewie Kills Lois


Meg		Just some apples, cinnamon... my hair.
Brian		What?
Meg		My hair is in the pie Brian, part of me is inside of you. Do you feel me inside you?
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Brian 2		Think fast!
Meg		Wow deodorant do you think I'm ready?
Brian 2		Oh I think you are I'm gonna make you a little less gross every day.
Comments		- Season 7 - The Man with Two Brians


Meg		I miss uncle Patrick.
Lois		I promise we can go visit him once a month.
Chris		We'll be his period.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - The Fat Guy Strangler


Meg		You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!
Comments		- Season 4 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter


Meg		I'm home you all are my bitches now!
Stewie		Ok...
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Chris		Oh no.
Meg		Oh no.
Kool Aid Man		Oh yeah!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Juan Gaviria


Meg		Mayor West can I ask a few questions?
Adam West		How do you know my language?
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Peter		Hey kids you know that one birthday present that you wanted?
Meg		A cell phone?
Stewie		A dead Lois?
Comments		- Season 2 - Da Boom


Meg		Mom, why did you come here i thought you were mad at dad?
Lois		I came because I love the theatre, now if I came to see your father fail what kind of person would I be?
Chris		A bitch.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Thomas Finn - Season 2 - The King is Dead


Meg		Mum... Was I adopted?
Lois		No sweetie... You just had problems when you was born.
Comments		- Season 2 - If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin