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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou f*cking Jew! Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteFat f*ck!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Death
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAre you sure?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYes!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAre you HIV positive?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Tonsil Trouble
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm sorry Kyle but you have the three J's...Jinger Jersey Jew.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut the f*ck up fatty!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle u dirty Jew bag!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI just don't get it, if it makes you crap blood why do you still eat it?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHave you ever had chipotle?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Dead Celebrities
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWait! Isn't there some rule about not getting in the car with strangers?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo. Not when money is envolved, stupid!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Mecha-Streisand
 
Chef Open QuoteChildren go f*ck yourself.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat did he say?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI think he said to f*ck ourself.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Jerome Strickland - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWow, this place is huge.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYeah almost as big as cartmans ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo it isn't you guys.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Danny Vulganius
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOne hundred thousand dollars!!!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat's enough to buy slaves.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Britney's New Look
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThe only thing you can do is get Butters to stick your wiener in his mouth, then that would cancel out the gay polarities.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHa ha ha ha, I did it! It's the greatest picture ever! I took a picture of butters weiner in my mouth! Ha ha ha, he's so gay now!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo dude that makes you gay..Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNu-hu,Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYes you are! You're f*cking fat, fat ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI don't think 8 year olds are supposed to take hormones.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't mind Kyle everyone, he just has a little sand in his vagina.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThere's no sand in my vagina!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - It Hits the Fan
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my God Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chef Aid
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my God, Ozzy Osborne bit Kenny's head off!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chef Aid
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman I thought you were going to kill yourself.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI tried to. I turned my moms car on and slept there the whole night. F*ckin' hybrids man. They just dont do the trick.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Elementary School Musical
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKick his ass craig if u don't I will f*ckin butt rape you and you'll bleed from your asshole so don't f*ck it up. Bitch!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteAlright, Tweek now I know you don't wanna fight him but god dammit if u lose and Cartman wins the bet I will stab u in the neck.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou can't say f*ck in school you f*ckin fat ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell why the f*ck not?... It's not like it hurts anybody! F*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck f*ck!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey what the hell are you doing?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh hey Cartman, I was just playing Dreidel! You wanna try?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSuurrreee! I've got a little dreidel, it's small and made of clay! But I'm not gonna play with it 'cos dreidel's freaking gay!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my God, they killed Kenny!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou bastards!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Daniela Quintana
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my god. They are going to cut off Ike's penis.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou don't call it a penis you call it a fireman. If you call it a penis you will get a spanking and get sent to timeout. Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Ike's Wee Wee
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, Hanukah sucks!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDon't you oppress me, fat boy!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't call me fat! Buttf*cker!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDamn your one fat f*ck!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteReady Ike...kick the babyClose Quote
Ike Open QuoteNo don't kick the damn baby!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Nicole Hizar
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god Kenny killed Death!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou Bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou have the best balls in the world chef!Close Quote
Chef Open QuoteYour damn right.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNow I will use my powers to... Turn Kyle into a chicken!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteGod-damnit, Cartman!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my God! I killed Kenny!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYour a bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pinkeye
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBenjamin Franklin?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo dumb ass it's Kyle!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle. Get out of my flashback you f*cking jew.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - I'm a Little Bit Country
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's illegal for a Jew to catch snow flakes in his mouth.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat? No. Officer Barbrady! Is it illegal for a jew to catch snowflakes in his mouth?Close Quote
Officer Barbrady Open QuoteUmm. Yes.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god we killed Kenny.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWe killed Kenny?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYep. We're bastards.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Mitch Davis - Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteHey,what you doing?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat does it look like I'm doing, I am eating my dinner?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh, it looked like you where snogging a chicken!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI didn't get a anal prob!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude yes you did!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys I'm going home!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo! You can't give Ike a circumcision! Don't you know how important men's firemen are to them?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh yes. The fireman is very magical. If you rub it's helmet, he spits in your eye!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Ike's Wee Wee
 
FBI Open QuoteI'm in charge here.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNot anymore you're not.Close Quote
FBI Open QuoteOh snap.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The Snuke
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMaybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat does me being a Jew have to do with anything?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBecause Jews don't believe in heaven.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI told you Jewish people don't have rhythm.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteF*ck off, Cartman!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Marlon Perez - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteIm so scared, I haven't even told my mom yet.Close Quote
Bill Clinton Open QuoteDoes your mom have big tits?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - Sexual Healing
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBefore this is over Kyle, you will suck my balls!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI'm not doing it Cartman!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWe had a deal Kyle!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI dont like being small and jewish, i feel like a tall black guy!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteEric is not fat, boys, he's just big bonedClose Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWell Cartman must have one big bone in his ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWow dude, this house is huge.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYea, it's bigger than Cartman's ass.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo it isn't you guys.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Cow Days
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteSo you'll go to the dance?Close Quote
Rebecca Open QuoteYou bet your sweet ass i will.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStan, you're just going to have to sneak into your mom's closet and get a picture while she's changing clothes!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteThat's sick dude, I'm not taking a picture of my mom's boobs!Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteI'll do it!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Pre-School
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteLook I found a caveman.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, I found it buttpirate.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Prehistoric Ice Man
 
Charlie Manson Open QuoteOh my god! They killed the little orange coat kid!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou mean at some point in this doctor's life he wanted to work on people's butt holes?Close Quote
Chef Open QuoteThat's right.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat a dick!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Cancelled
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI have to report a crime. A teacher at the school is having sex with a student... She's a woman.Close Quote
Police Officer Open QuoteNiccccce.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteWe're being bullied way too much!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWe need protection!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat the hell do we need condoms for?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Ms Chokesondick Open QuoteHello class. My name is Miss ChokesondickClose Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteMore like, Miss makesmesick. Ha, ha ha.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - 4th Grade
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my god dude, Phonics Monkey killed Kenny!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDamn straight he did.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Justin TheBoss Martin - Season 3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThat isn't it Cartman.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat isn't it?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThat's not being nice that's, just putting on a nice sweater.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Store Clerk Open QuoteHey I remember you coming on here a week ago and buying this much toilet paper.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude you tee-pee'd a house last week?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo, last friday was fajitas night...Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey guys, check out my pubes!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman, you're supposed to grow them yourself!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGoddammit!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou know when you called that girl a muff cabbage. What does that mean?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteIt's a Jersey thing.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCome on guys lets go get a nerection to give to my dad.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat's high school musical?Close Quote
Jimmy Open QuoteOnly the best movie ever, where the hell have you been?Close Quote
Craig Open QuotePeru.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Elementary School Musical
 
Randy Randy Open QuoteI think it's best if you go live with Kyle son. His dad is better than me.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat? No he's not! He cant even get an erection!Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteHe he, really?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Spontaneous Combustion
 
Kid Open QuoteWe're going down, we're gonna get creamed.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo, we're gonna get creamed.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - The Losing Edge
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHello principal victoria... Ass pussy!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDid Cartman just say ass pussy to the principal?Close Quote
Clyde Clyde Open QuoteIf I could say ass pussy to the principal I would be so happy.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou guys I got awesome news...Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou've got AIDS?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat's to understand you get a boner slap her tities around a little stick it inside her and pee.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStick it inside her and pee?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOk if you don't wanna get her pregnant pull it out and pee on her leg.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWe'll have to do it without him.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteHell no, I'm not being in a four member boy band, we'll look stupid!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNow let's go catch us some hippies.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou mean terrorists.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHippies terrorists same damn thing.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude it's a dude!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Prehistoric Ice Man
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYou sound like Cartman.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI'm not sounding like Cartman god dammit!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 15 - Crack Baby Athletic Association
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh yeah i bet your gonna sit on the couch and eat cheesy poofs assmaster!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you hippie!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStan, you don't get how cool FaceBook has become! You can message your friends, play Yahtzee with your friends, and even start your own virtual farm and have your friends visit it.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude, who the hell wants to play Yahtzee?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, dude! We can't keep track of when you pizza and when you french-fry, or when the hot-shot a**hole skier takes your girl if your suppose to race him the first time, or if your suppose to train first then beat him on the really difficult slope so you can save the dorky but hot girl's youth center. Skiing sucks!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYeah, what a stupid sport!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Asspen
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYes but I'm not going to die.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Ginger Kids
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou guys! I am proud to say I am the first one of us to hit puberty.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI just got my period!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god Ozzie Ozborn just bit Kenny's head off!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou bastard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chef Aid
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDid cartman just crap treasure?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's mine it's all mine. I ate it and, got it out the cave.Close Quote
Cave Director Open QuoteThat looks like the fake gold in the cave. All and all I think it's worth about $14.00.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI have an idea, lets stick a stick up her ass and use it like a doll!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThats it cartman, she's my grandma! Show some damn respect!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHello you fag go and do your mum up the arseClose Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat boyClose Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDont call me fat you fat gewClose Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle you stupid jew!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Alex Hawkins - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuotePrepare to lose, fatboy!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYour going to be eating those words, Jew.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo I won't, because you'd eat them first, tubby!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteToken sings?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOf course he sings he's black.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Daniel Merrychristmas Urbina
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude, the acid...I'm totally tripping balls!Close Quote
Ike Open QuoteTotally tripping balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Smug Alert!
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude what's wrong with Cartman?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteHe's fat and he's stupid?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude why are you styling your hair?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteIt's a Jersey thing.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYeah, you should totally go to Somalia.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah... Wait a second, if you think it's such a good idea, then why don't you go?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteBecause, Jews can't be pirates.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Fatbeard
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStan, do you really think my hat is stupid?Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteAs a matter of fact, I think it is the nicest hat I have ever known.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Follow That Egg!
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteSo... Cartman's right?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman's side is right but for the wrong reasons, our side is wrong, but for the right reasons.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Kati Dery
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteGuys I've been in here for 5 days and haven't had anything to eat and I have to poop in a barrel.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWell, you got poop don't you?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - Coon 2 - Hindsight
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou've got cabbage in your f*cking muff!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Madeline Ardila - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteKenny is high on life now.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteMan he is really high on life.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMan he is super high on life.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Major Boobage
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou don't get sucked into it! You don't get sucked in at all!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Michelle Wilson - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOkay Ike, one more time. Kick the baby!Close Quote
Ike Open QuoteDon't kick the damn baby!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteKick the baby!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Luca Orofina
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman! A 60 inch satellite just came out of your ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Raymond Inostros - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteAww. Suck my balls Cartman.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI will. I will suck your balls Kyle. I will suck them dry.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Noah Mays - Season 10 - Go God Go XII
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys! I had my period!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhats a period?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIts when you go through puberty and bleed out your ass.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god, they killed Kenny!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat? I'm not talking to you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Prehistoric Ice Man
 

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