Kenny McCormick Quotes

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Kenny		Mmmphh hmmm!!
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Kenny		You should'a seen the titties!
Stan		What titties?
Kenny		There were titties!! They were just such big tiiiitties!!!......I almost, touched them.....
Comments		- Season 12 - Major Boobage


Butters		I know you NASCAR fans are poor and stupid, so I went out and bought you all 52 dollars worth of canned food and blankets. You're welcome!
Comments		- Season 14 - Poor and Stupid



Kenny		Good bye you guys.
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Cartman		No Starvin' Marvin that's Kenny's cream corn.
Kenny		Mphh.
Cartman		No Starvin' Marvin that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Zachary LoveYa Cerio - Season 1 - Starvin' Marvin


Cartman		Well where the hell am I supposed to go!? I can't go to Kenny's house, I mean his family's freakin' poor!..... Ok fine I guess I'll just have to crash with you Kenny.
Kenny		F*ck you.
Comments		- Season 10 - Tsst



Stan		Cartman you suck at playing Americans vs Bosnians! From now on if you want to play, you can just play with yourself!
Cartman		That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!!
Kenny		Ahahaha!!!!
Comments		- Season 2 - Clubhouses


Kyle		Stan, you're just going to have to sneak into your mom's closet and get a picture while she's changing clothes!
Stan		That's sick dude, I'm not taking a picture of my mom's boobs!
Kenny		I'll do it!
Comments		- Season 8 - Pre-School


Cartman		Apparently your girlfriend ia a notourious whore kenny.
Kenny		Woohooo.
Cartman		Well he took it pretty well.
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring



Doctor		Son, we have some bad news: we accidently replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about 3 seconds to live.
Kenny		What?!
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Cartman		Fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long.
Kenny		Ha ha ha.
Cartman		What?
Comments		- Season 2 - Clubhouses