Jeff Barnes Quotes

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Played by: Scott Krinsky

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Jeff		Pineapples are fun, my Dad used to throw them at me.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Nemesis


Lester		Everyone in the mall is talking about you trying to hook up with Anna. Dude, the guys at the Sbarro even named a pizza after you.
Jeff		No sauce, no toppings. Nothing, but pure cheese. It's called 'The Loser'.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami


Jeff		Are you guys having lobster? Can you bring back a doggy bag?
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Crown Vic



Jeff		Man, if I wanted to take tests, I would have been a boat captain.
Comments		- Season 2 - Chuck Versus the Ex


Chuck		How about we grab a beer?
Jeff		No, thanks... I could be enticed to grab a dozen beers, however.
Comments		- Season 2 - Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer


Lester		You gotta break Morgan. Chuck tells him everything.
Jeff		His beard holds so many secrets.
Comments		- Season 2 - Chuck Versus the Fat Lady



Jeff		If I could travel in time, I'd go to Lester's birth. I'd love to see the look on your face when you emerge from the vaginal canal.
Comments		- Season 2 - Chuck Versus the DeLorean