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Jay Cartwright Quotes
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 He was up all night f*cking the brains out of Carly!
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Not quite. He puked on her brothers head and then went back home and accused Neil's dad of being a paedophile.
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Ha, ha, ha, what a nob. Oi my dads not a paedo.
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I've got a fake ID in'it a driving licence, says that I'm 18 years old.
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But you're not 18.
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That's right Neil, it's fake ID.
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I've gotta move to f*cking Swansea?
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What's Swansea, is it an animal?
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I'll be up to my nuts in guts!
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With looks like this, if I go to prison my anal virginity won't last a day.
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Your dad is so AIDS, he's the one who gave it to the monkey!
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Oi! My dads not bent!
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Do you like my new earings, its my new look?
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What look's that, the Pat Butcher look?
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Friend!
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Friend!
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He's not my f*cking friend!
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Bus w*nkers!
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On holiday one year in Spain, me and a friend took a pedlo out and ended up in Africa.
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Are you the lady who sucks off school boys?
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Put your wellies on 'cause I'm gonna be deep in the clunge.
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I've just seen the clunge head towards Nemisis Inferno.
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The worst that could happen is you get nothing, the best that could happen, you get stinky fingers!
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Why the f**k did you do that?
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To get the Sea-Police out.
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Ow! Something hard is sticking into my leg.
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Don't look at me, even though it could reach from here.
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Roller-coasters and tits... this is going to be brilliant.
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Say what you like professor words.
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I'm not eating that, it came out of the f**king sea!
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