Jack Donaghy Quotes

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Played by: Alec Baldwin

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Jack		With Manhattan real-estate there are no rules, it's like the check in at an Italian airport.
Comments		- Season 4 - Sun Tea


Liz		Do you want a hug?
Jack		What is this, Italian parliament?
Comments		- Season 3 - The Natural Order


Jack		We call him Toofer, because with him you get two for one, he's a black guy and a Harvard guy.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Aftermath



Jack		How do you do it Kenneth, how do you sit here everyday taking crap from people and you keep smiling?
Kenneth		My mother always told me that even when things seem bad, there's someone else having a worse day, like being stung by a bee or getting a splinter or being chained to a wall in someone's sex dungeon.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Baby Show


Kenneth		My mother is my best friend.
Jack		My mother tried to send me to Vietnam to make a man out of me... I was 12.
Comments		- Season 1 - The Baby Show


Jack		Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.
Comments		- Season 2 - SeinfeldVision