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Alan Alan Open QuotePass me the apple pie and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - The Talented Mr Alan
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteHands of cocks, up with socks!Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteIt's alright Lynn, it's just an old army saying. Give us another one.Close Quote
Michael Michael Open QuoteKill! Kill! Stab! Twist! Kill!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - The Colour Of Alan
 
Alan Alan Open QuoteWoh! Woh! Woh! Thats English for stop a horse.Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteBack of the net!Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteDon't smile, you've broken your neck!Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteI've got a girlfriend, she's only 33, cash back!Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteYou have minor woman's whiplash.Close Quote
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Sweaty Raphael Open QuoteThat was a long time ago.Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteThat's what Nazi war criminals say.Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteBalls out of the bath on this one.Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteAlright guys! Did you see the match?Close Quote
Builder Open QuoteWhich one?Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteDon't know.Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteWell Sonia, that was classic intercourse. So err, so thanks!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Bravealan
 
Sonja Sonja Open QuoteToday it's difficult day for me at coffee shop, there is new stock coming and I have to cut the carrot cake.Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteAnd they say nurses have it tough.Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteOoooh, butter my ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Never Say Alan Again
 
Alan Alan Open QuoteThat's saaaaaaad!Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteDon't rub your fanny on me!Close Quote
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Alan Alan Open QuoteAbsol-bloody-lutely!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Never Say Alan Again
 
Alan Alan Open QuoteI love you, in a way.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Never Say Alan Again
 
Alan Alan Open QuoteI don't like big feet, they remind me of gammon.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
 
Michael Michael Open QuoteI had full sex with a woman.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Alan Wide Shut
 
Some Woman Open QuoteYou have a lot of issues.Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteYeah, of What Car magazine.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Alan Wide Shut
 
Alan Alan Open QuoteGuess which one of you two I'm now about to sleep with.Close Quote
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I'm Alan Partridge Characters

Steve Coogan Steve Coogan  as  Alan Partridge Felicity Montagu Felicity Montagu  as  Lynn Benfield
Simon Greenall Simon Greenall  as  Michael Amelia Bullmore Amelia Bullmore  as  Sonja
David Schneider  as  Tony Hayers Sally Phillips  as  Sophie
Barbara Durkin  as  Susan James Lance  as  Ben
Phil Cornwell  as  Dave Clifton

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