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I'm Alan Partridge Quotes
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Here are some awesomely funny Alan Partridge quotes. I've picked out the best ones I could find. If you have any funny ones not already listed, please add them. There is a form at the bottom of the page.
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 I love you, in a way.
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Kiss my face!
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You have minor woman's whiplash.
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Unbelievable!
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Alan, did you send Sophie a valentines card?
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Oh no, I'm old enough to be her Father, well her older Brother. Either way, it's incest.
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Pass me the apple pie and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict.
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I guess that if you were to execute a hawk, the most humane way would be death by a firing squad!
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Back of the net!
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I've got a girlfriend, she's only 33, cash back!
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Don't smile, you've broken your neck!
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Woh! Woh! Woh! Thats English for stop a horse.
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Today it's difficult day for me at coffee shop, there is new stock coming and I have to cut the carrot cake.
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And they say nurses have it tough.
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