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Grey's Anatomy Quotes
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 That's the Nazi?
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I thought the Nazi would be a guy.
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I thought the Nazi would be... a Nazi.
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Intimacy is a four-syllable word for, here are my heart and soul, please grind them into hamburger and enjoy.
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You don't understand. Me gonads, you ovaries.
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That reminds me, we're out of tampons.
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I need a drink, a man or a massage... Or a drunken massage by a man.
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If I'm sleeping, don't wake me unless your patient is dying. The dying patient better not be dead when I get there. Not only will you have killed someone, you woke me for no reason.
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Bypass surgery tomorrow with Dr Burke. I hear he's good. And after that, you can have all the bacon-flavoured soy products you can eat.
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Mmmm. Kill me now.
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I wish I could, but I'm a heeler.
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Pull your balls out of your back pocket.
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| George |
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Maybe I should have gone into geriatrics. No one minds when you kill an old person.
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Katie competes in beauty pageants.
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I know that, but we have to save her life anyway.
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You should get some sleep. You look like crap.
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I look better than you.
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That's not possible.
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We're adults, when did that happen?.. And how do we make it stop?
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Ms Connor's surgery, should we choose to proceed, will take most, if not all, of the surgeons off the floor, which means you people will have to work extra hard not to kill anyone, cos we won't be there to fix your mistakes.
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