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Brannigan Brannigan Open QuoteKif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Love's Labours Lost in Space
 
Bender Bender Open QuoteHe's pending for a bending.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Love's Labours Lost in Space
 
Bender Bender Open QuoteYou know, Fry, of all the friends I've had... You're the first.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - I, Roommate
 
Bender Bender Open QuoteI don't want people thinking we're robosexuals.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Space Pilot 3000
 
Bender Bender Open QuoteBite my shine metal ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Space Pilot 3000
 
Leela Leela Open QuoteWell, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Space Pilot 3000
 
Fry Fry Open QuoteOne month my toilet broke and I just went straight in the garbage can.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - A Big Piece of Garbage
 
Bender Bender Open QuoteI'm gonna drink 'til I reboot!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Hell Is Other Robots
 
Fry Fry Open QuoteI know Big Vinny said he was giving me the kiss of death, but I still think he was gay.Close Quote
Leela Leela Open QuoteDid he use his tongue?Close Quote
Fry Fry Open QuoteA little.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Hell Is Other Robots
 
Dr Zoidberg Open QuoteYou know Zapp Brannigan?Close Quote
Leela Leela Open QuoteLet's just say we crossed paths.Close Quote
Bender Bender Open QuoteWas that before or after you slept with him?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - A Flight to Remember
 
Prof Farnsworth Prof Farnsworth Open QuoteIt's a little experiment that may well win me the Nobel Prize.Close Quote
Leela Leela Open QuoteIn what field?Close Quote
Prof Farnsworth Prof Farnsworth Open QuoteI don't care. They all pay the same.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Mars University
 

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