Home
TV Quotes
30 Rock
American Dad
An Idiot Abroad
Archer
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Chuck
Eastbound and Down
Extras
Family Guy
Friends
Futurama
Grey's Anatomy
I'm Alan Partridge
Misfits
My Name is Earl
Psych
Scrubs
Sex and the City
South Park
The Big Bang Theory
The Cleveland Show
The Inbetweeners
The IT Crowd
The Mighty Boosh
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Ricky Gervais Show
The Royle Family
The Simpsons
The Trip
Movie Quotes
Actor⁄Actress Quotes
SMF Members 
My Page
Contact Us
Webmasters
My Page
Contact Us
Webmasters
Futurama Quotes
| Buy at |  |
or |  |
| Brannigan |
|
 Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
|
|---|---|---|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p409.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Brannigan: "Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men." ',13746,0)) - Season 1 - Love's Labours Lost in Space
|
|
|
|
||
| Bender |
|
He's pending for a bending.
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p405.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Bender: "He\'s pending for a bending." ',13747,0)) - Season 1 - Love's Labours Lost in Space
|
|
|
|
||
| Bender |
|
You know, Fry, of all the friends I've had... You're the first.
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p405.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Bender: "You know, Fry, of all the friends I\'ve had... You\'re the first." ',13745,0)) - Season 1 - I, Roommate
|
|
|
|
||
| Bender |
|
I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals.
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p405.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Bender: "I don\'t want people thinking we\'re robosexuals." ',13743,0)) - Season 1 - Space Pilot 3000
|
|
|
|
||
| Bender |
|
Bite my shine metal ass!
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p405.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Bender: "Bite my shine metal ass!" ',13742,0)) - Season 1 - Space Pilot 3000
|
|
|
|
||
| Leela |
|
Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p404.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Leela: "Well, at least here you\'ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator." ',13741,0)) - Season 1 - Space Pilot 3000
|
|
|
|
||
| Fry |
|
One month my toilet broke and I just went straight in the garbage can.
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p403.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Fry: "One month my toilet broke and I just went straight in the garbage can." ',13827,0)) - Season 1 - A Big Piece of Garbage
|
|
|
|
||
| Bender |
|
I'm gonna drink 'til I reboot!
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p405.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Bender: "I\'m gonna drink \'til I reboot!" ',13829,0)) - Season 1 - Hell Is Other Robots
|
|
|
|
||
| Fry |
|
I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the kiss of death, but I still think he was gay.
|
| Leela |
|
Did he use his tongue?
|
| Fry |
|
A little.
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p403.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Fry: "I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the kiss of death, but I still think he was gay." Leela: "Did he use his tongue?" Fry: "A little." ',13830,0)) - Season 1 - Hell Is Other Robots
|
|
|
|
||
| Dr Zoidberg |
You know Zapp Brannigan?
|
|
| Leela |
|
Let's just say we crossed paths.
|
| Bender |
|
Was that before or after you slept with him?
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Futurama Quotes','Dr Zoidberg: "You know Zapp Brannigan?" Leela: "Let\'s just say we crossed paths." Bender: "Was that before or after you slept with him?" ',13878,0)){kind=logo} - Season 1 - A Flight to Remember
|
|
|
|
||
| Prof Farnsworth |
|
It's a little experiment that may well win me the Nobel Prize.
|
| Leela |
|
In what field?
|
| Prof Farnsworth |
|
I don't care. They all pay the same.
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/futurama/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p407.jpg',' ','Futurama Quotes','Prof Farnsworth: "It\'s a little experiment that may well win me the Nobel Prize." Leela: "In what field?" Prof Farnsworth: "I don\'t care. They all pay the same." ',13879,0)) - Season 1 - Mars University
|
|
|
|
||
Futurama Characters
|
| Philip Fry |
| Leela | ||||
|
| Bender | Dr Zoidberg | |||||
|
| Professor Farnsworth | Hermes | |||||
|
| Zapp Brannigan |
| Amy Wong | ||||
| Kif Kroker | ||||||
People who liked Futurama also liked...
Top Movies
Mobile Site | Copyright © 2010 Show Me Funny