Zombieland Quotes
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 You’re a peppy little spit-f*ck, aren’t you?
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| Tallahassee |
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Time to nut up or shut up.
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| Tallahassee |
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You want to feel how hard I can punch?
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| Columbus |
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If the girls in your neighbourhood are now f*cked-up little monsters… well maybe it’s time to stop driving carpool.
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You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret f*cking government lab.
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Look at this f*cking clown!
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| Tallahassee |
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Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-f*ck.
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| Tallahassee |
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Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
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| Columbus |
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It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total sh*t storm.
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| Tallahassee |
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Six people left in the world, one of them is Bill f*cking Murray!.. I know that’s not your middle name.
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| Tallahassee |
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I haven’t cried like that since Titanic.
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Where are the twinkies! Stupid fake advertisement!
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| Tallahassee |
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Thank God for rednecks.
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| Columbus |
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No twinkles here.
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Sh*t! F*ck!
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| Columbus |
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There only one thing I'm more scared of than zombies, f*cling clowns!
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12 is the new 20.
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Zombieland Characters
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| Jesse Eisenberg | as | Columbus |
| Woody Harrelson | as | Tallahassee |
| Emma Stone | as | Wichita |
| Abigail Breslin | as | Little Rock |
| Bill Murray | as | Bill Murray | ||||
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