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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteYou’re a peppy little spit-f*ck, aren’t you?Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteTime to nut up or shut up.Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteYou want to feel how hard I can punch?Close Quote
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Columbus Columbus Open QuoteIf the girls in your neighbourhood are now f*cked-up little monsters… well maybe it’s time to stop driving carpool.Close Quote
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Columbus Columbus Open QuoteYou are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret f*cking government lab.Close Quote
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Columbus Columbus Open QuoteLook at this f*cking clown!Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteFinally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-f*ck.Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteWhere are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?Close Quote
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Columbus Columbus Open QuoteIt’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total sh*t storm.Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteSix people left in the world, one of them is Bill f*cking Murray!.. I know that’s not your middle name.Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteI haven’t cried like that since Titanic.Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteWhere are the twinkies! Stupid fake advertisement!Close Quote
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Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteThank God for rednecks.Close Quote
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Columbus Columbus Open QuoteNo twinkles here.Close Quote
Tallahassee Tallahassee Open QuoteSh*t! F*ck!Close Quote
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Columbus Columbus Open QuoteThere only one thing I'm more scared of than zombies, f*cling clowns!Close Quote
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Little Rock Little Rock Open Quote12 is the new 20.Close Quote
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Zombieland Characters

Jesse Eisenberg Jesse Eisenberg  as  Columbus Woody Harrelson Woody Harrelson  as  Tallahassee
Emma Stone Emma Stone  as  Wichita Abigail Breslin Abigail Breslin  as  Little Rock
Bill Murray Bill Murray  as  Bill Murray

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