Valentine's Day Quotes
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 Get your head out of your ass and use the damn turn signals, you freaking moron!
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| Susan |
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What does valentines day mean to you?
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It gives me acid reflux. That’s what it means to me.
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| Boy |
When are we gonna get there, Grandpa?
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Coming up to Moorpark. Making a left turn right here. What’s Moorpark spelled backwards?.. Kraproom.
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| Mrs Smart |
Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo!
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| Airport Worker |
Look buddy, I’m 52 and I’m wearing a bright blue shirt to work. Please don’t make me madder than I am.
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| Jason |
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I thought that maybe she had the trifecta.
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Trifecta? What’s that?
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Oh, you know it’s the big three S’s, smart, sensitive, sexy.
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| Radio DJ |
Only 30 seconds left now before it’s just another day. So count it down with me, lovers. And raise your glass to those three little words that we all want to hear: let’s get naked.
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