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Clark Clark Open QuoteYou may think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it.Close Quote
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Clark Clark Open QuoteRoll 'em up!Close Quote
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Clark Clark Open QuoteHow old are you little one?Close Quote
Eddie Eddie Open QuoteErh, she was born without a tongue, Clark. But don't you worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.Close Quote
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Eddie Eddie Open QuoteThe banks been on me like flies on a rib roast.Close Quote
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Vicki Vicki Open QuoteI'm going steady. And I french kiss.Close Quote
Audrey Audrey Open QuoteSo? Everybody does that.Close Quote
Vicki Vicki Open QuoteYeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.Close Quote
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Rusty Rusty Open QuoteHave you got Asteroids?Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteNo, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.Close Quote
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Dale Dale Open QuoteDid you ever bop your baloney?Close Quote
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Eddie Eddie Open QuoteMmm, I don't know why they call this stuff 'Hamburger Helper', it does just fine by itself, huh?Close Quote
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Clark Clark Open QuoteI don't care a frog's fat ass.Close Quote
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Clark Clark Open QuoteWe're all going to have so much f*cking fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of your assholes!Close Quote
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Clark Clark Open QuotePardon me, I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?Close Quote
Pimp Open QuoteHey, f*ck your mama!Close Quote
Clark Clark Open QuoteThank you, very much.Close Quote
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Clark Clark Open QuoteHey, excuse me, hommes, what it is bro!Close Quote
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Vacation Characters

Chevy Chase Chevy Chase  as  Clark Griswold Beverly D'Angelo Beverly D'Angelo  as  Ellen Griswold
Imogene Coca Imogene Coca  as  Aunt Edna Randy Quaid Randy Quaid  as  Cousin Eddie
Anthony Michael Hall Anthony Michael Hall  as  Russell 'Rusty' Griswold Dana Barron Dana Barron  as  Audrey Griswold
Eddie Bracken  as  Roy Walley Jane Krakowski Jane Krakowski  as  Cousin Vicki
Jane Krakowski    Cousin Dale Miriam Flynn Miriam Flynn  as  Cousin Catherine

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