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The Shawshank Redemption Quotes
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 I ain't gonna count to three, I ain't even gonna count to one. You will shut the f*ck up, or I'll sing you a lullaby.
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What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
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I believe in two things, discipline and the Bible. You will receive both here. Put your faith in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me.
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You eat when we say you eat! You sh*t when we say you sh*t, and you piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot-dick motherf*cker?
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If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and sonny Jesus, you will all visit the infirmary.
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Rumour has it, you're a real cold fish. You think your sh*t smells sweeter than most. Is that right?
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I don't need no smart wife killing banker to tell me where the bears sh*t in the buckwheat.
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Andy crawled to freedom through 500 yards of sh*t-smelling foulness I can't even imagine.
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I like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
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