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The Princess Bride Quotes
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 Am I going mad or did the word 'think' escape your lips?! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!
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Inconceivable!
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You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
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I don't think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
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That does put a damper on our relationship.
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I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance have six fingers on your right hand?
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Do you always begin conversations this way?
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You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
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You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
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I do not envy you, the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well... And dream of large women.
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You're that smart?
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Let me put it this way - have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?... Morons.
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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well know is this - never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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Unless I'm wrong... And I'm never wrong...
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Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
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Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
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True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato's ripe.
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Marwidge! Marwidge is what bwings us together today. Marwidge, that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
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