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Nordberg's Wife Open QuoteHe never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?Close Quote
Ed Ed Open QuoteIt's hard to tell.Close Quote
Frank Frank Open QuoteA gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover.Close Quote
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Ed Ed Open QuoteThat's no way for a man to die.Close Quote
Frank Frank Open QuoteYou're right, Ed. A parachute not opening, that's the way to die. Getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit of by a Laplander. That's the way I won't to go.Close Quote
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Frank Frank Open QuoteWilma, I promise you, whatever scum did this, no man will rest for one minute until he's behind bars... Let's grab a bite to eat.Close Quote
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Frank Frank Open QuoteThat's why I took my vacation in Beirut... to find some peace.Close Quote
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Ed Ed Open QuoteHe's got a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10% chance of that.Close Quote
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Doctor Open QuoteI think we can save your husband's arm... Where would you like it sent?Close Quote
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Vincent Vincent Open QuoteLieutenant.Close Quote
Frank Frank Open QuoteThe feeling is mutual.Close Quote
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Frank Frank Open QuoteHer hair was the colour of gold in old paintings. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket.Close Quote
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Frank Frank Open QuoteNice beaver.Close Quote
Jane Jane Open QuoteThank you.Close Quote
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Jane Jane Open QuoteCan I interest you in a nightcap?Close Quote
Frank Frank Open QuoteNo, thank you, I don't wear them.Close Quote
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Jane Jane Open QuoteTo think I respected you. How could you do something so vicious?Close Quote
Vincent Vincent Open QuoteIt was easy my dear. Don't forget I spent two years as a building contractor.Close Quote
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Frank Frank Open QuoteI've finally found someone I can love, a good clean love... without utensils.Close Quote
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The Naked Gun Characters

Leslie Nielsen Leslie Nielsen  as  Frank Drebin Priscilla Presley Priscilla Presley  as  Jane Spencer
Ricardo Montalban Ricardo Montalban  as  Vincent Ludwig George Kennedy George Kennedy  as  Ed Hocken
O J Simpson O J Simpson  as  Nordberg

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