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Mr Gilbert		I assure you that once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty f*cker.
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Neil		Actually, can one of you help me? I think she may be a two man job.
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Mr Gilbert		At best, I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you, I actively dislike.
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Simon		All day boat party? What’s that?
Lucy		Well it’s a party, all day, on a boat.
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Jay		I promise you Si, we’ll go somewhere so full of fit birds, it’ll be like shooting clunge in a barrel.
Will		What a lovely image.
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Jay		From now on, every time you mention the Moanatronic 5000, you get a slap in the balls.
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Jay		It’s probably just a load of Krauts that got down early in the morning to reserve them.
Simon		That towel’s got Finding Nemo on it.
Jay		What so Nazi’s can’t like Disney too?
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Neil		I stopped believing in God when I realized it was just dog backwards.
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Neil		They say the summer's the best time for a summer holiday.
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Jay		I better not get stuck with the fat one.
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Simon's Dad		I remember when I was your age, me and my mates went to Magaluf. Should've called it Shagaluf... and hard... and anything that moved.
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Jay		My head's more f*cked than Neil's dads arsehole.
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Will		Dads are like arseholes, everyone’s got one, but also, they are arseholes.
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Hotel Owner		You have fun, but not too much fun. You sh*t on floor – 50 euro fine. Each time.
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Jay		There’s a fit bird up there, that’s so wet for me that I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny.
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Jay		Jane’s alright you know, she’s a laugh.
Neil		The fat one’s are always jolly.
Jay		Neil, what a horrible thing to say.
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Jay		Feed the pony.
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The Inbetweeners Movie Characters

Simon Bird	as	Will McKenzie	Joe Thomas	as	Simon Cooper
James Buckley	as	Jay Cartwright	Blake Harrison	as	Neil Sutherland
Emily Head	as	Carli D'Amato	Lydia Rose Bewley	as	Jane
Laura Haddock	as	Alison	Tamla Kari	as	Lucy
Jessica Knappet	as	Lisa	Theo James	as	James
Greg Davies	as	Mr Gilbert