The Hangover Quotes
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The Hangover is the funniest film from 2010. And here are the funniest quotes from the film. If you have your own funny Hangover quotes add them. There is a form at the bottom of the page...
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 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except syphilis that sh*t will come back with you.
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| Alan |
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Ha ha ha, driving drunk, classic!
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It's not a purse, it's a satchel. Indian Jones wears one.
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Mother f*ckers!
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| Phil |
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You know where the wedding chapple is?
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Yeah, it's on the corner of... get a map and f*ck off!
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Suck my Chinese nuts!
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| Alan |
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Easy pervert! He was close to my shaft!
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| Alan |
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Hey guys, are you ready to let the dogs out?
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| Alan |
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Is this the real Caesar's Palace?
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What do you mean?
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Did Caesar actually live here?
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| Alan |
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I didn't know they give out rings at the holocaust.
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| Alan |
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That's classic!
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| Alan |
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Not at the table, Carlos.
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| Alan |
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I found a baby before.
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Where?
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| Alan |
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Coffee Bean.
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Paging doctor faggot!
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| Alan |
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Wasn't he a ratard?
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You mean retard?
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No, ratard.
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| Stu |
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Oh my god you just nailed the baby!
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| Alan |
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How are my glasses!?
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I like to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
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Four of us wolves, running around the desert, in Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.
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