The Hangover 2 Quotes

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Stu		I have a dark side, there’s a demon in me.
Alan		It’s true, he does have semen in him.
Stu		I said a demon.
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Phil		Did you understand a word of what he just said?
Stu		Yeah, he said something about the garden of meditation.
Alan		No he said he’s farting because of his medication, I get that.
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Stu		You really need to floss more.
Phil		F*ck that, that’s why I come here.
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Phil		Her dad hates you.
Stu		He doesn’t hate me, he’s just never talked to me, I think it’s a cultural thing.
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Alan		I guess we don’t do desert anymore, I didn’t get that memo.
Alan's Mom		I'm sorry darling, I'll be right back.
Alan		Would a cupcake kill ya?
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Stu		That’s supposed to be done by a registered nurse.
Alan		I am a nurse, just not registered.
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Alan		Is that person coming to the wedding?
Stu		Yes Alan, my bride's little brother is coming to the wedding. Is that ok with you?
Alan		It’s just the first I’ve heard of it, you could have paged me.
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Alan		My Uncle once said that he saw an albino polar bear.
Stu		Really? Polar bears are white, how would he know it was albino?
Alan		This one was black.
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Mr Chow		Come on Stu use that big Jewish brain.
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Alan		When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.
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Chic-Boy		Hey you’re in Bangkok sweetie, there’s a reason why they don’t call it Bangc*nt.
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Mr Chow		I have such an erection right now!
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Alan		I’m gonna miss you. I wish monkeys could Skype, maybe one day.
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