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The Dark Knight Quotes
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I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.
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| Impostor |
What gives you the right? What’s the difference between you and me?
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I’m not wearing hockey pads.
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Let’s wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm?
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It’s simple, we kill Batman.
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If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?
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If you’re good at something, never do if for free.
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I must say, compared to your usual requests, jumping out of an airplane is pretty straightforward.
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What about getting back into the plane?
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I’d recommend a good travel agent.
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| Maroni's Wife |
Can we go somewhere a little quieter, we can’t hear each other talk.
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What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
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What?
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He must have friends.
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Friends? Have you met this guy?
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See, I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.
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You see, I’m a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline.
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All you care about is money, this town deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna it give it to ‘em.
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Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
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In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle.
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The Lamborghini, then. Much more subtle.
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