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The Breakfast Club Quotes
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Five kids get detention for an entire Saturday. They seem like the five most different kids that could be put together, but they end up finding out they aren't so different.
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 Any questions?
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Yeah, I've got a question... Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?
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You don't even know any of us.
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Well, I don't know any lepers either, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their f*cking clubs.
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Grab some wood there, bub!
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Claire, want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
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No, thank you.
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How do you think he rides a bike?
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What's that?
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Sushi.
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You won't accept a guys tongue in your mouth, but you're gonna eat that?
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I'm gonna kick the living sh*t out of you man. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
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Yo waistoid!
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I can write with my toes. I can also eat, brush my teeth...
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I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
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The Breakfast Club Characters
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| Emilio Estevez | as | Andrew Clark |
| Anthony Michael Hall | as | Brian Johnson |
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| Judd Nelson | as | John Bender |
| Molly Ringwald | as | Claire Standish |
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| Ally Sheedy | as | Allison Reynolds |
| Paul Gleason | as | Richard Vernon |
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