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Chris Chris Open QuoteLet's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your f*cking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?Close Quote
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Gary Gary Open QuoteDirk dirk alah.Close Quote
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Chris Chris Open QuoteSurprise, cockfags!Close Quote
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Kim Kim Open QuoteHans, you're breaking my barls here. Hans, you're breaking my barls.Close Quote
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Hans Hans Open QuoteI'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace or else.Close Quote
Kim Kim Open QuoteOr else what?Close Quote
Hans Hans Open QuoteOr else we will be very, very angry with you. And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.Close Quote
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Matt Damon Open QuoteMatt Damon.Close Quote
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Sarah Sarah Open QuoteWe have lost I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. I repeat, we have no intelligence.Close Quote
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Kim Kim Open QuoteHerro?Close Quote
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Gary Gary Open QuoteOk, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.Close Quote
Spottswoode Spottswoode Open QuoteReally? Have you seen a man eat his own head?Close Quote
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Joe Joe Open QuoteOne of the terrorists is trying to tell us something. Looks like he's saying 'kiss me, kiss me'.Close Quote
Chris Chris Open QuoteSmartass motherf*cker!Close Quote
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Chris Chris Open QuoteThe next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes in your dick, so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions. You got it?Close Quote
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Spottswoode Spottswoode Open QuoteJesus titty-f*cking!Close Quote
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Sarah Sarah Open QuoteI sense, I'm going down.Close Quote
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Guy in Chopper Open QuoteYou in the robes! Put down the weapons of mass destruction. You're under arrest!Close Quote
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Spottswoode Spottswoode Open QuoteNo Gary, I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to f*ck your mouth.Close Quote
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Gary Gary Open QuoteOh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.Close Quote
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