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Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your f*cking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?
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Dirk dirk alah.
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Surprise, cockfags!
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Hans, you're breaking my barls here. Hans, you're breaking my barls.
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I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace or else.
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Or else what?
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Or else we will be very, very angry with you. And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
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Matt Damon.
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We have lost I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. I repeat, we have no intelligence.
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Herro?
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Ok, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
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Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
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One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something. Looks like he's saying 'kiss me, kiss me'.
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Smartass motherf*cker!
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The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes in your dick, so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions. You got it?
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Jesus titty-f*cking!
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I sense, I'm going down.
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You in the robes! Put down the weapons of mass destruction. You're under arrest!
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No Gary, I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to f*ck your mouth.
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Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.
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Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your f*cking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?






















