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 Can you remember that time we got kicked out of biology for playing with matchbox cars, who's retarded now?
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I'm Ricky Bobby and if you don't chew BigRed the f**k you!
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I'm going to scissor kick you in the back of the head.
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The room is starting to spin real fast, because of the gayness.
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With all due respect, that ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
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Shake and Bake!
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Shake and Bake!
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Hey I'm Ricky Bobby
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And I'm Cal Naughten Jr.
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Urging you never travel to Teuwana
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I like to picture Jesus like with giant eagles wings, singing lead vocals for Lenard Skinner with an angel band. And I'm on the front row hammered drunk.
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| Ricky Bobby |
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Let me quote the late, great Colnel Saunders who said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken".
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| Texas Ranger |
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One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!
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I wet my bed till I was 19, there's no shame in that.
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Shut up Chip! or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
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It's alright darlin, I'm a volentier firefighter.
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This is the bottom line, if we don't get that car back out on the track our sponsors will shit a chicken.
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It's the fastest who gets paid and its the fatest that gets laid.
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That was one hell of a grace, you nailed that like a spit hog!
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Absolutely ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby.
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I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighing off evil samuri.
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I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
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If you aint first you're last.
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It's not aways bad to be in last place. Here's somethings we can focus on: 1 we tried hard, 2 we are still dear friends.
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Lucious I just wanted to share a little piece of personal information with you, I have a cubby! because this is the one the most awesome experiences of my life, as I'm getting to drive a race car, whoo hoo!
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I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
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Hey I'm Ricky Bobby, Christmas is just a round the corner, what better gift to give a loved one than the Jack Hawk 9000, available at Wallmart.
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When you work on your mesterious lady parts you should have the right tools too, thats why you should have Maypax, the office tampon of Nascar.
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I like to picture Jesus in a tucseedo T-Shirt because it says like I want to be formal but I'm here to party, because I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.
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I'm 10 years old but I'll kick your ass.
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I'll come at you like a spider monkey.
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Greatest generation my ass! Tom Pocard is a punk!
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I'm all jacked up on Mountain-Dew.
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We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding.
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We go together like cocaine and waffles.
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We created the missionary position ...you're welcome.
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You let go off me! you Formula One jazz nut job!
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Well kiss my ass on Sunday.
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Hey Ricky you know you're driving like a pissed off teenager.
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Send that wierd man back to Indonesia.
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Peaches and cream!
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Acoonamatata bitches!
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Tom Cruise use your witch craft to put the fire out!
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Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't know what that means but it sounds cool.
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I'm gonna paint your back porch red.
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Abrah kadabrah holmes!
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Dad you made that grace your bitch!
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