Superbad Quotes
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This guys either going to think, here’s another kid with another fake ID, or here’s McLovin, an Hawaiian organ donor.
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I heard she got breast reductions.
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What? Making tit’s smaller, that’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.
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How’s it going with the ladies?
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It’s not the going with the ladies that I care about, it’s the cumming!
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| Evan |
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McLovin? What are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer.
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| Seth |
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Do you know what I do? I put my boner up in my waste band, it hides it and it feels awesome, I once nearly blew a load into my belly button.
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| Jules |
You scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours.
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Well, Jules, the funny thing about my back is, it’s located on my cock.
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| Seth |
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She’s D.T.F, she’s down to f**k man, P in the V.
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| Evan |
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One name? Who are you Seal?
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| Seth |
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I’ve got to catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
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| Seth |
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No one’s had a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam.
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Superbad Characters
| Jonah Hill | as | Seth |
| Michael Cera | as | Evan |
| Christopher Mintz-Plasse | as | Fogell McLovin |
| Bill Hader | as | Officer Slater |
| Seth Rogen | as | Officer Michaels | ||||
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This guys either going to think, here’s another kid with another fake ID, or here’s McLovin, an Hawaiian organ donor.






















