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Step Brothers Quotes
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You had better not go to sleep, as soon as your eyes are shut I'm going to punch you square in the face.
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I hope you stay still when you sleep, because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.
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I'm going to get a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap and beat the s**t out of you.
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I tea-bagged your drum set!
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My drum set's a dude, so that makes you gay you f**ker!
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You've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
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Yeah, I've got them from the 70s, 80s and 90s. It's like masturbating in a time machine.
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I want to roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.
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Helloooo Miss Lady!
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I feel like a lightening bolt hit the tip of my penis.
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This house is a f**king prison!
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On planet bulls**t!
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In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!
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I'm Brennan
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I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon
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You have to call me Night Hawk
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Hey Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain? ...if you lick my butt hole!
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki!
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Dad, we're men and that means a few things: we like to shit with the door open, talk about p*ssy, go on river boat gambling trips and make our own beef jerky.
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Robert had better not get in my face, cos I'll drop that mother f**ker!
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Thats funny... I remember when I had my first beer.
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I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy! (while asleep)
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The clown has no penis! (while asleep)
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What kinda dreams do you guys have?
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Mr Huff, Mr Gener is ready for your interview.
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Actually we'll be interviewing as a team.
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We're here to f**k s**t up!
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Can you wash your clothes in a dishwasher?
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| Brennan |
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I've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing cheques.
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| Dale |
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Why are you sweating?
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I was watching cops.
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I got my real estate license a few years back for sh*ts and gigs. You know what I'd even doing for 4/5s commiss, because you know what really gets my dick hard... helping out my friends.
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| Alice |
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Stay golden! Honey boy!
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Step Brothers Characters
| Will Ferrell | as | Brennan Huff |
| John C Reilly | as | Dale Doback |
| Mary Steenburgen | as | Nancy Huff |
| Richard Jenkins | as | Dr Robert Doback |
| Adam Scott | as | Derek Huff |
| Kathryn Hahn | as | Alice Huff |
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