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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteYou had better not go to sleep, as soon as your eyes are shut I'm going to punch you square in the face.Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteI hope you stay still when you sleep, because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.Close Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI'm going to get a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap and beat the s**t out of you.Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy! (while asleep)Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteThe clown has no penis! (while asleep)Close Quote
Nancy Nancy Open QuoteWhat kinda dreams do you guys have?Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteYou've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteYeah, I've got them from the 70s, 80s and 90s. It's like masturbating in a time machine.Close Quote
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Alice Alice Open QuoteI want to roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.Close Quote
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Dale Dale Open QuoteHelloooo Miss Lady!Close Quote
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Dale Dale Open QuoteWhy are you sweating?Close Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI was watching cops.Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI'm BrennanClose Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteI'm Dale, but you have to call me DragonClose Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteYou have to call me Night HawkClose Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI tea-bagged your drum set!Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteMy drum set's a dude, so that makes you gay you f**ker!Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteThis house is a f**king prison!Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteOn planet bulls**t!Close Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteIn the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteHey Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain? ...if you lick my butt hole!Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteSticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki!Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteRobert had better not get in my face, cos I'll drop that mother f**ker!Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteThats funny... I remember when I had my first beer.Close Quote
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Receptionist Open QuoteMr Huff, Mr Gener is ready for your interview.Close Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteActually we'll be interviewing as a team.Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteWe're here to f**k s**t up!Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI feel like a lightening bolt hit the tip of my penis.Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteCan you wash your clothes in a dishwasher?Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing cheques.Close Quote
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Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI literally thought he was going to rape me and at one point he said lets get it on.Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteI meant about the fighting.Close Quote
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Alice Alice Open QuoteStay golden! Honey boy!Close Quote
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Derek Derek Open QuoteI got my real estate license a few years back for sh*ts and gigs. You know what I'd even doing for 4/5s commiss, because you know what really gets my dick hard... helping out my friends.Close Quote
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Dale Dale Open QuoteDad, we're men and that means a few things: we like to shit with the door open, talk about p*ssy, go on river boat gambling trips and make our own beef jerky.Close Quote
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Step Brothers Characters

Will Ferrell Will Ferrell  as  Brennan Huff John C Reilly John C Reilly  as  Dale Doback
Mary Steenburgen Mary Steenburgen  as  Nancy Huff Richard Jenkins Richard Jenkins  as  Dr Robert Doback
Adam Scott Adam Scott  as  Derek Huff Kathryn Hahn Kathryn Hahn  as  Alice Huff

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