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 My name is Turkish, funny name of an Englishman, I know.
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| Tommy |
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Is he allowed to do that?
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It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a ticking competition.
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What's a gun doing in your trousers?
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It's protection.
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Protection from what? Zee Germans?
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Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary.
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It turned out that the sweet-talking, tatto-sporting pikey, was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail.
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You're a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
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Of course I am.
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It was a funny angle.
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Tyrone's gonna be driving for us. He's done a rally driving course. Haven't you Tyrone.
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'Cause I have.
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We've lost Gorgeous George.
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Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of f*cking car keys, is he? And it's not as if he's incon-f*cking-spicuous, is it?
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He's mustard.
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Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee.
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Shut up and sit down, you big bald f*ck!
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| Vince |
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How many fingers did he have?
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I'm sorry I couldn't get the bin-noc-ulars out in time.
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| Woman in Bookies |
All bets are off. If all bets are off, there can't be any money, can there?
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I ain't f*cking buying that.
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Well that's handy because I ain't f*cking selling it. It's a fact.
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The big rabbit gets f*cked.
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Proper f*cked?
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So, what should I call you? Bullet? Tooth?
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You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
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You been using dog sh*t for toothpaste Mullet?
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Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
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Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
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Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
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Anything to declare?
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Yeah, don't go to England.
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What's in the car?
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Seats and a steering wheel.
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