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Sex Drive Quotes
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Ian, wake up faggot, Judge rolls in 20, so if you want a ride to work you better get you poop in a group.
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Ian, you’re 18 and you’ve never had a girl-friend. That’s how people wind up getting gay, you know.
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What do you like best, the shaft or the balls?
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F*cking cock expert. Cockspert.
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You ever hear of a rolling brown out?
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No. Let's try it... Wait, brown? No, no, nothing brown! Nothing brown! Nothing brown!
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Dude, if you told her to f*ck off, she'd be two knuckles deep right now, daydreaming about your big black c*ck.
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What's up? What's up? What's up, what's up?
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What smells like jizz?
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I've got gum in my bush.
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I just beaved a family of four.
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What up, English?
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I can't believe you took a f*cking abstinence pledge with a hard-on.
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We brought beers and rubbers.
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And some lotion, for your tits.
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I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?
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What a punch! I think my kids are going to be retarded.
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You look like a Mexican butthole.
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Sex Drive Characters
| Josh Zuckerman | as | Ian |
| Amanda Crew | as | Felicia |
| Clark Duke | as | Lance |
| James Marsden | as | Rex |
| Seth Green | as | Ezekiel |
| Alice Greczyn | as | Mary |
| Katrina Bowden | as | Ms Tasty |
| Charlie McDermott | as | Andy |
| Mark L Young | as | Randy |
| Cole Peterson | as | Dylan |
| Dave Sheridan | as | Bobby Jo |
| Michael Cudlitz | as | Rick | |
| Allison Weissman | as | Becca |
| Andrea Anders | as | Brandy | |
| Kim Ostrenko | as | Ian's Stepmom | ||||
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Ian, wake up faggot, Judge rolls in 20, so if you want a ride to work you better get you poop in a group.
























