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The Killer Open QuoteWhat was that noise?Close Quote
Drew Open QuoteOoops, I farted.Close Quote
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Cindy's Dad Cindy's Dad Open QuoteI thought I heard screaming in here.Close Quote
Cindy Cindy Open QuoteNo, no you didn't Dad.Close Quote
Cindy's Dad Cindy's Dad Open QuoteWell, it could have been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess.Close Quote
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Bum Open QuoteSpare a dollar?Close Quote
Cindy Cindy Open QuoteHere you go sir. A nice sandwich for you.Close Quote
Bum Open QuoteA said dollar, bitch!Close Quote
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Black Reporter Open QuoteReporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we're getting the f*ck out of here!Close Quote
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Reporter Open QuoteHow close were you to the victim?Close Quote
Shorty Shorty Open QuoteReal close... Until the roofies wore off. And then she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I just pulled my tongue out of here ass and left.Close Quote
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Gail Gail Open QuoteWhat would have been your last words to Drew?Close Quote
Shorty Shorty Open QuoteRun bitch! Run!Close Quote
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Ray Ray Open QuoteDamn girl, I'd sure like to get inside your pants.Close Quote
Brenda Brenda Open QuoteReally?Close Quote
Ray Ray Open QuoteYeah, what size are these?Close Quote
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Brenda Brenda Open QuoteShorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.Close Quote
Shorty Shorty Open QuoteI got papers, blunts, bongs all the ingredients to make a high n*gger pie.Close Quote
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Gail Gail Open QuoteOoh, was that drool?Close Quote
Doofy Doofy Open QuoteYeah, I forgot to swallow.Close Quote
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Cindy Cindy Open QuoteHow are you, Sheriff?Close Quote
Sheriff Sheriff Open QuoteBloated, constipated. Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.Close Quote
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Coach Open QuoteRight, shower up!Close Quote
Ray Ray Open QuoteYes!Close Quote
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Doofy Doofy Open QuoteMom said that when I wear this badge, you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.Close Quote
Buffy Buffy Open QuoteYeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner.Close Quote
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The Killer Open QuoteWasshup!?Close Quote
Shorty Shorty Open QuoteWasshup!?Close Quote
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Sheriff Sheriff Open QuoteLet me just say... The killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh... Hey, you know, sh*t happens.Close Quote
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Doofy Doofy Open QuoteGail swallows!Close Quote
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The Killer Open Quote(Rapping) I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, f*ck you like a goat. Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace!Close Quote
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Scary Movie Characters

Anna Faris Anna Faris  as  Cindy Campbell Dave Sheridan Dave Sheridan  as  Doofy Gilmore
Jon Abrahams Jon Abrahams  as  Bobby Prinze Rick Ducommum Rick Ducommum  as  Cindy's Dad
Regina Hall Regina Hall  as  Brenda Meeks Shawn Wayans Shawn Wayans  as  Ray Wilkins
Marlon Wayans Marlon Wayans  as  Shorty Meeks Shannon Elizabeth Shannon Elizabeth  as  Buffy Gilmore
Cheri Oteri Cheri Oteri  as  Gail Hailstorm Kurt Fuller Kurt Fuller  as  Sheriff
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