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| The Killer |
What was that noise?
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| Drew |
Ooops, I farted.
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I thought I heard screaming in here.
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No, no you didn't Dad.
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Well, it could have been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess.
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| Bum |
Spare a dollar?
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Here you go sir. A nice sandwich for you.
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| Bum |
A said dollar, bitch!
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| Black Reporter |
Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we're getting the f*ck out of here!
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How close were you to the victim?
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Real close... Until the roofies wore off. And then she woke up talking about pressing charges, so I just pulled my tongue out of here ass and left.
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What would have been your last words to Drew?
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Run bitch! Run!
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Damn girl, I'd sure like to get inside your pants.
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Really?
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Yeah, what size are these?
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| Brenda |
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Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers.
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I got papers, blunts, bongs all the ingredients to make a high n*gger pie.
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| Gail |
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Ooh, was that drool?
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Yeah, I forgot to swallow.
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| Cindy |
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How are you, Sheriff?
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Bloated, constipated. Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.
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| Coach |
Right, shower up!
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Yes!
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Mom said that when I wear this badge, you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
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Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner.
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| The Killer |
Wasshup!?
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Wasshup!?
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Let me just say... The killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh... Hey, you know, sh*t happens.
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Gail swallows!
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| The Killer |
(Rapping) I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, f*ck you like a goat. Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace!
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