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Pineapple Express Quotes
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Dale witnesses a murder, and is hunted down by the murderers muscle. He decides to turn to his drug dealer Saul for help. They end up running from the guys out to kill them. Until Saul is captured then Dale turns to Red, another drug dealer to help rescue Saul.
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 It's out bro, the monkey's out of the bottle, man.
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What? That's not even an expression.
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Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out.
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Relax, sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
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It's really that rare?
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It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with like a bomb.
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I just saw three students walking from back here, with their eyes as red as the devil's dick.
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Noon it is bromosexual.
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You've got to be the dumbest motherf*cker in captivity.
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I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take sh*ts.
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I look like Hamburgler, and the Elephant man.
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I'm not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow.
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Cous cous, the food so nice, they named it twice.
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