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Dale witnesses a murder, and is hunted down by the murderers muscle. He decides to turn to his drug dealer Saul for help. They end up running from the guys out to kill them. Until Saul is captured then Dale turns to Red, another drug dealer to help rescue Saul.

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Saul		It's out bro, the monkey's out of the bottle, man.
Dale		What? That's not even an expression.
Saul		Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out.
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Saul		Relax, sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
Dale		It's really that rare?
Saul		It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with like a bomb.
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Police Liaison Officer		I just saw three students walking from back here, with their eyes as red as the devil's dick.
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Red		Noon it is bromosexual.
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Police Liaison Officer		You've got to be the dumbest motherf*cker in captivity.
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Saul		I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take sh*ts.
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Red		I'm not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow.
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Mathenson		I look like Hamburgler, and the Elephant man.
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Dale		Cous cous, the food so nice, they named it twice.
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Pineapple Express Characters

Seth Rogen	as	Dale Denton	James Franco	as	Saul Silver
Danny McBride	as	Red	Kevin Corrigan	as	Budlofsky
Craig Robinson	as	Mathenson	Gary Cole	as	Ted Jones
Rosie Perez	as	Carol	Ed Begley Jr	as	Robert
Nora Dunn	as	Shannon	Amber Heard	as	Angie Anderson
Joe Lo Truglio	as	Mr Edwards	Arthur Napiontek	as	Clark
Cleo King	as	Police Liaison Officer