Paul Quotes
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It's not like a set my phasor to faint.
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| Gaeme |
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You've got a phasor?
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| Gaeme |
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Are you going to probe us?
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| Paul |
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Why does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
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That is jenga!
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Get your hands off my motherf*cking junk!
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| Gus |
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Don't you put those queer eyes on me.
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| Ruth |
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F*ckeroo, that was the best titty-farting sleep I have ever had.
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Eeer, I've got a feeling that you're new to cursing, Ruth.
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| Paul |
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Pump that shit, earth man!
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| Zoil |
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Motherf*cking, titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
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| Paul |
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What the f*ck man!
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| Gaeme |
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Hey, maybe we should stop for some food. Is anybody hungry?
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F*ck yeah!
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| Ruth |
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You bet your big, fat cock I am!
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| Ruth |
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You bet your hair love eggs we are.
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| Zoil |
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Morning my name is agent Zoil I'm with the secret service, do you mind if I come In and ask you a few questions?
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| Ruth |
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No um do you mind if we do it out here though? This place is a real cock sucking mess.
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| Zoil |
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...Got it.
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| Paul |
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I'm Paul.
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Paul?
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| Gaeme |
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How come I can understand you? Are you using some sort of neural language router?
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Actually, I'm speaking English, you f*cking idiot.
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| Haggard |
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You guys know Benny Hill?
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| Haggard |
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Huh, three tits, that's awesome.
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| O'Reilly |
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You guys should have given her four tits.
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| Gaeme |
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Thats just sick.
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| Gaeme |
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What's the matter Clive?
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There is an alien in the kitchenette making coffee and bagels.
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Did you want tea?
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Everyone's bi on my planet, you know, it's all about the pleasure thing.
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Agent Mulder was my idea!
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Hey, guys, let's get f*cked up.
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| Gaeme |
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Nice t-shirt.
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| Ruth |
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Oh, thanks, I got it at my church. It's Jesus shooting Charles Darwin.
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Yo! F*ck nuts, it's probing time.
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| Adam |
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Have you bought a book?
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No.
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Then f*ck off!
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| Ruth |
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Thanks, dick milk.
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