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Ok ladys, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of 10 years or just some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple of months ago. Who never did call me back. But did leave me a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog.
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The dart, man. You've got a f*ckin' dart in your neck.
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You're crazy, you're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.
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He just french kissed me!
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Your seat belt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
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I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the back seat.
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Hello, I here for the gang bang.
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Let me be the first to say congratulations, buddy. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.
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Sometimes you think you have true love, then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show, ready to double-team you girlfriend.
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How did you land this place?
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I don't know, it was pretty easy actually. A professor lived here for, like, 30 years and then he died.
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That's awesome.
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Frank the tank!
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We're going streaking, yeah!
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Ladies, we are giving head here, we're not breast-feeding from a mythological beast.
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Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when somebody prematurely pops in your face. It stings and that is now why I have a lazy eye.
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Rip his head off! Rip his head off!
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Hey, Blue are you sure you're ok with this?
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Just ring the f*cking bell, you pansey.
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Ok ladys, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of 10 years or just some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple of months ago. Who never did call me back. But did leave me a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog.























