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Little Boy Open QuoteWhat are you gonna do today, Napoleon?Close Quote
Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteWhatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteFreaking idiot!Close Quote
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School Kid Open QuoteWhat kind of gun did you use?Close Quote
Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteA frickin' 12-gauge! What do you think?Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteYou know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.Close Quote
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Grandma Grandma Open QuoteHow was school?Close Quote
Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteThe worst day of my life, what do you think?Close Quote
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Kip Kip Open QuoteNapoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day.Close Quote
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Kip Kip Open QuoteJeeez!Close Quote
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Rex Rex Open QuoteTake a look at what I'm wearing... You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?... Forget about it.Close Quote
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Rex Rex Open QuoteDo you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?.. Forget about it!Close Quote
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Kip Kip Open QuoteI'm just getting really... Just kinda TO'ed.Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteI don't even have any good skills.Close Quote
Pedro Pedro Open QuoteWhat do you mean?Close Quote
Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteYou know, like... numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteDo the chickens have large talons?Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteVote for Pedro!Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteI caught you a delicious bass.Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteI told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines.Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteI like your sleeves. They're real big.Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteTina, you fat lard, come get some dinner. Gosh!Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteEat your food Tina!Close Quote
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Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteHey Kip can you brung me my chap stick?Close Quote
Kip Kip Open QuoteNo Napoleon.Close Quote
Napoleon Napoleon Open QuoteGod!Close Quote
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Napoleon Dynamite Characters

Jon Heder Jon Heder  as  Napoleon Dynamite Efren Ramirez Efren Ramirez  as  Pedro
Jon Gries Jon Gries  as  Uncle Rico Aaron Ruell Aaron Ruell  as  Kip
Diedrich Bader Diedrich Bader  as  Rex Tina Majorino Tina Majorino  as  Deb
Sandy Martin Sandy Martin  as  Grandma Haylie Duff Haylie Duff  as  Summer Wheatly

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