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Sam Sam Open QuoteI never did nothing to a man that I wouldn't do to a woman.Close Quote
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Sidney Sidney Open QuoteQuestions like athletes foot... After a while, very irritating.Close Quote
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Sidney Sidney Open QuoteBig house like man married to fat woman... Hard to get around.Close Quote
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Tess Tess Open QuotePlease excuse Sam, he was shot in the head last week, he shouldn't even be out of the hospital.Close Quote
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Sam Sam Open QuoteTo me you look like number two, know what I mean?Close Quote
Dora Dora Open QuoteWhat does he mean Ms Skeffington?Close Quote
Tess Tess Open QuoteI'll tell you later, it's disgusting.Close Quote
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Sam Sam Open QuoteStop it I said.Close Quote
Dick Dick Open QuoteWhat is it diamond?Close Quote
Sam Sam Open QuoteThe nurse is giving my palm the finger, the dirty old broad.Close Quote
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Sam Sam Open QuoteLocked from the inside. That can only mean one thing, and I don't know what it is.Close Quote
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Sidney Sidney Open QuoteMy son will cover up the remains of Mr Twain.Close Quote
Son Open QuoteWhy do I do all the dirty work?Close Quote
Sidney Sidney Open QuoteBecause your mother not here.Close Quote
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Milo Milo Open QuoteOne of us will be 1 million dollars richer and one of us will be going to the gas chamber to be hung.Close Quote
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Bensonmum Bensonmum Open QuoteThe late Mrs Twain's room. She died in here. She murdered herself in her sleep sir.Close Quote
Dick Dick Open QuoteYou mean suicide?Close Quote
Bensonmum Bensonmum Open QuoteOh no, it was murder alright, Mrs Twain hated herself.Close Quote
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Sidney Sidney Open QuoteConversation like television set on honeymoon... Unnecessary.Close Quote
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Dick Dick Open QuoteIt sound like some one snipped the wire.Close Quote
Dora Dora Open QuoteReally, what did it sound like?Close Quote
Dick Dick Open QuoteSnip.Close Quote
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Murder by Death Characters

Peter Falk Peter Falk  as  Sam Diamond David Niven David Niven  as  Dick Charleston
James Coco James Coco  as  Milo Perrier Alec Guinness Alec Guinness  as  Bensonmum
Elsa Lanchester Elsa Lanchester  as  Jessica Marbles Peter Sellers Peter Sellers  as  Sidney Wang
Maggie Smith Maggie Smith  as  Dora Charleston Truman Capote Truman Capote  as  Lionel Twain
Eileen Brennan Eileen Brennan  as  Tess Skeffington

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