Mean Girls Quotes

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Regina		Shut up!
Cady		I didn't say anything?
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Gretchen		He is your cousin!
Karen		Yeah, but he is my first-cousin, so you have your cousins and your first-cousins, and then you have your second-cousins.
Gretchen		No honey, no.
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Gretchen		Make sure you checkout her mom's boob job, they're as hard as rocks.
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Janis		Evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, 'cause she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing sl*t-faced, ho-bag, but in reality, she is so much more than that.
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Mr Duvall		I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
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Janis		This is Damian, he's almost too gay to function.
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Teacher		Don't have sex, 'cause you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... Just don't do it. Promise?
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Cady		Grool! I meant to say cool, then I started to say great.
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Girl		Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
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Karen		So if you are from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen		Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they are white.
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Karen		Im kind of psychic, i have like a fifth sense.
Cady		Oh really, what is it?
Karen		My breast can always tell when it's gonna rain, no, they can tell when it's raining.
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Janis		That is Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet, Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian		She asked me how to spell orange.
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Cady's Dad		Cady went out.
Cady's Mom		But she is grounded?
Cady's Dad		Are they not aloud to go out when they are grounded?
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Cady		I have this theory. If you cut off all her hair, she'll look like a Britsh man.
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Mean Girls Characters

Lindsay Lohan	as	Cady Heron	Rachel McAdams	as	Regina George
Lacey Chabert	as	Gretchen Wieners	Amanda Seyfried	as	Karen Smith
Lizzy Caplan	as	Janis Ian	Ana Gasteyer	as	Cady's Mom
Tina Fey	as	Ms Norbury	Amy Poehler	as	Mrs George
Daniel Franzese	as	Damian	Neil Flynn	as	Cady's Dad
Jonathan Bennett	as	Aaron Samuels	Tim Meadows	as	Mr Duvall