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Oh, and just so you know, I am a dog person, but that is not a dog. That is evil with a dog face, that is humping my leg and peeing on your carpet.
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This is the only beach in two counties where dogs aren't banned. Cops see anybody peeing or pooping down by the water, they'll shut us down... Why is that funny to you?
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I'm just very immature.
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Tell your dog, not to feel so bad... Sooner or later, we all lose our balls.
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You know, years ago, when I imagined my life, somehow standing in the backyard hosing down your crap, looking for my wife's swallowed, recycled, ass-kissing gift... Never jumped to mind.
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Is it too early to tell the sex? Not that I care. It can be male, female, whatever sex he wants.
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It's postpartum depression. Their hormones go on tilt, and they get depressed. I remember after my fourth kid was born I'd wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and my wife would be there staring at me with a meat cleaver in her hand. I thought she was gonna kill me... I still do.
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To be honest I'm not sure that he really is a dog. He once at an answering machine, just polished it off. He didn't chew it, he just ate it and then digested it, then went back and had the phone for dessert.
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Oh, and just so you know, I am a dog person, but that is not a dog. That is evil with a dog face, that is humping my leg and peeing on your carpet.


















