MacGruber Quotes
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 Last time I saw you, you had a grenade launcher in one hand and an M16 in the other.
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And you had just ripped a dude’s throat out with your bare hands.
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Classic MacGruber.
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Everyday’s a workout when you’ve got to carry round a 20 pound python in your jeans.
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They were nice funerals.
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Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?
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Very touching. I might have cut back on the f-words a little.
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One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth, I’m gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth and that is non-negotiable.
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Sorry, I always get an errection when a beautiful woman uses a pair of pliers close to my balls.
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| Col. Faith |
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I’m telling you he’s clean.
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Yeah, as clean as a pig’s dick!
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I hope they got a ditch dug out back for all the bodies. Otherwise things are going to get real smelly here later on.
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MacGruber Characters
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| Will Forte | as | MacGruber |
| Kristen Wiig | as | Vicki St Elmo |
| Ryan Phillippe | as | Lt Dixon Piper |
| Val Kilmer | as | Dieter Von Cunth |
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| Powers Boothe | as | Col. James Faith | ||||
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