Knocked Up Quotes
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F*ck off!
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| Pete |
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Just don’t ask me to lend you any money, ok.
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| Ben |
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Can I just have some?
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| Jason |
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You shouldn’t jerk-off with a noose around your neck, because it’s dangerous. And if you do, you should have a team mate or a spotter there.
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| Martin |
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Chesticles!
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| Ben |
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Did we have sex?
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| Alison |
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Yes.
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| Ben |
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Nice!
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| Brent |
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You looked like Jaba-de-hut dieing.
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| Jonah |
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Why did we go to Costco and buy a year’s supply of condoms if you’re not going to wear them?
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| Jason |
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The real point is not to get yourself in this position, that’s what you’ve gotta realise. You’ve gotta know all the tricks. Like if a woman's on top she can’t get pregnant, that’s just gravity. What goes up must come down.
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| Jay |
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I'm gonna be there to rear your child.
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| Jason |
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Did you hear that Ben, don’t let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child.
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| Ben |
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I’m the best thing that ever happened to you?
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Yeah.
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| Ben |
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Now I just feel bad for you.
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| Debbie |
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He’s playing fetch with my kids. He’s treating my kids as if they’re dogs.
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| Gynecologist |
Oooh, that is not your vagina, that is your ass hole... That happens about five times a day.
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| Pete's Mate |
Hey Pete, don’t let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
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Knocked Up Characters
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| Seth Rogen | as | Ben Stone |
| Katherine Heigl | as | Alison Scott |
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| Paul Rudd | as | Pete |
| Leslie Mann | as | Debbie |
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| Jason Segel | as | Jason |
| Jay Baruchel | as | Jay |
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| Jonah Hill | as | Jonah |
| Martin Starr | as | Martin |
| Charlyne Yi | as | Jodi |
| Bill Hader | as | Brent |
| Iris Apatow | as | Charlotte | ||||
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