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Alison Alison Open QuoteI’m pregnant.Close Quote
Ben Ben Open QuoteF*ck off!Close Quote
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Pete Pete Open QuoteJust don’t ask me to lend you any money, ok.Close Quote
Ben Ben Open QuoteCan I just have some?Close Quote
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Jason Jason Open QuoteYou shouldn’t jerk-off with a noose around your neck, because it’s dangerous. And if you do, you should have a team mate or a spotter there.Close Quote
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Martin Martin Open QuoteChesticles!Close Quote
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Ben Ben Open QuoteDid we have sex?Close Quote
Alison Alison Open QuoteYes.Close Quote
Ben Ben Open QuoteNice!Close Quote
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Brent Brent Open QuoteYou looked like Jaba-de-hut dieing.Close Quote
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Jonah Jonah Open QuoteWhy did we go to Costco and buy a year’s supply of condoms if you’re not going to wear them?Close Quote
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Jason Jason Open QuoteThe real point is not to get yourself in this position, that’s what you’ve gotta realise. You’ve gotta know all the tricks. Like if a woman's on top she can’t get pregnant, that’s just gravity. What goes up must come down.Close Quote
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Jay Jay Open QuoteI'm gonna be there to rear your child.Close Quote
Jason Jason Open QuoteDid you hear that Ben, don’t let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child.Close Quote
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Ben Ben Open QuoteI’m the best thing that ever happened to you?Close Quote
Ben's Dad Open QuoteYeah.Close Quote
Ben Ben Open QuoteNow I just feel bad for you.Close Quote
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Debbie Debbie Open QuoteHe’s playing fetch with my kids. He’s treating my kids as if they’re dogs.Close Quote
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Gynecologist Open QuoteOooh, that is not your vagina, that is your ass hole... That happens about five times a day.Close Quote
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Pete's Mate Open QuoteHey Pete, don’t let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.Close Quote
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Knocked Up Characters

Seth Rogen Seth Rogen  as  Ben Stone Katherine Heigl Katherine Heigl  as  Alison Scott
Paul Rudd Paul Rudd  as  Pete Leslie Mann Leslie Mann  as  Debbie
Jason Segel Jason Segel  as  Jason Jay Baruchel Jay Baruchel  as  Jay
Jonah Hill Jonah Hill  as  Jonah Martin Starr Martin Starr  as  Martin
Charlyne Yi Charlyne Yi  as  Jodi Bill Hader Bill Hader  as  Brent
Iris Apatow Iris Apatow  as  Charlotte

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