Kenny Quotes
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 When people ask me what I do, I say I'm a plumber, and they say, well that must be pretty interesting, and I say not that interesting because I'm plumbing sh*thouses.
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There's another classic example... Someone having a two-inch arsehole, and us only having installed one-inch piping.
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The next person to walk in will think they've been smacked in the head with a poo-bat.
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The ancient Greeks they used to use poo to forecast the future. Mind you if they'd seen some of the poo I've seen at the festivals, the future looks pretty bleak.
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Well, I lost me missus. I lost her out of it. Well, I didn't lose her, I know where she is, she just left me.
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With half the kids on the wacky-tobbacy and the fruity disco biscuits, they're as mad as a clown's cock.
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Very affectionate, my mum. When you were being hugged by her, you knew you were being held, 'cause mum's shape... from behind she looked like a fridge with a head.
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I drink beer like it's about to go out of fashion and I'm the new-trendsetter.
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He's as useless as tits on a bull.
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We're gonna be busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.
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Kenny Characters
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| Shane Jacobson | as | Kenny Smyth |
| Chris Davis | as | Pat |
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| Ronald Jacobson | as | Kenny's Dad | Ian Dryden | as | Sammy | |
| Eve von Bibra | as | Jackie Sheppard |
| Morihiko Hasebe | as | Sushi Cowboy |
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