Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes

Buy at

or

Login to Write a Review for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Note: Do not add quotes here, there is a form at the bottom of the page for quotes..

Holden		Well, look at these morose motherfckers right here. Smells like somebody sht in their cereal. Bung!
Comments


Jay		What the f*ck is the internet?
Comments


Jay		We're gonna make them eat our sht, then sht out our sht and then eat their sht that's made up of our sh*t, that we made them eat.
Comments



Brent		What is your damage little boy? You got a sick and twisted world perspective.
Comments


Willenholly		Citizens of Utah stimulation of the CLIT is not recommended.
Comments


Willenholly		F*ck beans!
Comments



Willenholly		Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
Comments


Security Guard 1		Echo base, I've got a 10-07, two unauthorised on the lot, requesting backup.
Security Guard 2		I thought that was a 10-82.
Security Guard 1		No, sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
Comments


Jay		Hey, aren't you the guy that f*cked the pie?
Jason Biggs		You see, man? It's never, hey you were in Loser weren't you? Or dude you rocked in Boys and Girls. No, it always comes back to that f*cking pie.
Comments



Chaka		Look at all these crackers. Seventy million dollars I can't even get a black grip.
Comments


Chaka		Does your daddy know that you give a n*gger his coffee? It would kill him, wouldn't it?
Comments


Chaka		Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The White man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it NWP, N*ggers with Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
Comments


Chaka		It ain't that hard right. I film the motherfcker, then I yell cut. Then I run the fck out of here, go to my trailer, cause I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat on the Titanic and they all want a part in my movie, and I've got just the part for them.
Comments


Willenholly		The CLIT's real, it's the female orgasm, that's the myth.
Comments


Chaka		Crazy crackers with guns? Time for me to get my Black ass out of here.
Comments


Justice		I'm an international jewel thief who's facing a jail sentence.
Jay		That's alright, I'm a junkie with a monkey.
Comments


Willenholly		Hey stop stealing monkeys.
Jay		F*ck you.
Willenholly		Fair enough.
Comments

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Characters

Jason Mewes	as	Jay	Kevin Smith	as	Silent Bob
Ben Affleck	as	Holden McNeil	Jeff Anderson	as	Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran	as	Dante Hicks	Shannon Elizabeth	as	Justice
Will Ferrell	as	Willenholly	Seann William Scott	as	Brent
Chris Rock	as	Chaka Luther King