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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes
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 Well, look at these morose motherf*ckers right here. Smells like somebody sh*t in their cereal. Bung!
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What the f*ck is the internet?
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We're gonna make them eat our sh*t, then sh*t out our sh*t and then eat their sh*t that's made up of our sh*t, that we made them eat.
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What is your damage little boy? You got a sick and twisted world perspective.
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Citizens of Utah stimulation of the CLIT is not recommended.
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F*ck beans!
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Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
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Echo base, I've got a 10-07, two unauthorised on the lot, requesting backup.
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I thought that was a 10-82.
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No, sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
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Hey, aren't you the guy that f*cked the pie?
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You see, man? It's never, hey you were in Loser weren't you? Or dude you rocked in Boys and Girls. No, it always comes back to that f*cking pie.
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Look at all these crackers. Seventy million dollars I can't even get a black grip.
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Does your daddy know that you give a n*gger his coffee? It would kill him, wouldn't it?
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Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The White man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it NWP, N*ggers with Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
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It ain't that hard right. I film the motherf*cker, then I yell cut. Then I run the f*ck out of here, go to my trailer, cause I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat on the Titanic and they all want a part in my movie, and I've got just the part for them.
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The CLIT's real, it's the female orgasm, that's the myth.
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Crazy crackers with guns? Time for me to get my Black ass out of here.
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I'm an international jewel thief who's facing a jail sentence.
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That's alright, I'm a junkie with a monkey.
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Hey stop stealing monkeys.
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F*ck you.
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Fair enough.
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