Independence Day Quotes
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What the hell's the point of having a beeper if you don't turn it on?
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It was turned on. I was ignoring you.
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| Lieutenant |
Something you wanna add, Captain Hiller?
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| Steven |
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No, sir. Just a little anxious to get up there and whup ET's ass, that's all.
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| Fighter Pilot |
Let's kick the tyres and light the fires, Big Daddy!
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| Steven |
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Oh no, you did not shoot that green sh*t at me!
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| Steven |
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Don't do nothing stupid over there!
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| Jimmy |
You know me!
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That's what I mean.
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| President |
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Let's nuke the bastards!
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| Russell |
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I pick one hell of a day to stop drinking.
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| Russell |
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Pay back's a bitch, ain't it?
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| Albert |
I'm not Jewish.
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| Julius |
No one's perfect.
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