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How High is a story about a Silas, a pro-weed grower and drug dealer. His friend Ivory dies and Silas decides to place Ivory's ashes in the soil of one of his marijuana plants. When Silas and Jamal smoke this weed they see the ghost of Ivory who helps them cheat at a test that gets them into Harvard. While at Harvard Silas works on his truth serum to get high enough grades to stay.
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What jamal? You dont want that. Those girls only know three words. Stop, no, and dont.
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Nuh-uh my brotha. You got those words backwards. They always tell me 'Noooo Don't Stop'! Excuse me..
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Playaaa plaayyyaaaa!
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I think there's some freak in those geeks.
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I hope you get a virus, you and your computer!
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Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man. More cushion for the pushing.
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How did I fail woman's studies. I love bitches.
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Light that sh*t, smoke that sh*t, pass that sh*t.
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I figure, if I study high, take the test high, then I'll get high scores.
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So what you doing here man? You gonna hook me up with a chick with no gag reflex or something?
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I figured study high, take the test high, get high scores.
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I got the munchies like a motherf*cker.
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Hey, I am down with you man. You East Coast, I Far East Coast.
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When I was 12, I used to love watching my dogs hump. We used to have a good time.
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What the hell is that?
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It's the mark of Buddha.
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It's the skidmark of Buddha. Looks like he took a dump in the middle of your face.
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What jamal? You dont want that. Those girls only know three words. Stop, no, and dont.





















