Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes
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Lou attempts to kill himself. So his old high school friends try to cheer him up by taking him back to where they used to spend there spring break. Something gets spilt in the hot tub and the guys end up travelling back through time to when they where last their.
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 I love you Jacob.
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F*ck you!
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| Lou |
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Ha, ha, little scamp, they say the damndest things, man.
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I didn't f*cking try and kill myself. If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f*cking kill myself. I'd be awesome at it... A shotgun to the dick.
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For your information, I've had lots of girlfriends... Hot ones.
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You've had lots of boyfriends... Gay ones.
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Excuse me Miss, what colour is Michael Jackson?
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Black.
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Aaaaagh!
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| Lou |
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Every guy's fantasy is to have a three-way.
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Not with another guy.
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It's still a three-way.
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It's like Gary Coleman's f*cking forearm. It's so black, it's so impossibly black.
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Hey, we could combined Twitter with f*cking viagra... Twitagra!
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Get out of my way stool.
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| Kelly |
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I feel pregnant.
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| Lou |
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You're welcome.
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This had better be the last time my ass travels through time.
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The taxidermist is stuffing my mother.
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Hot Tub Time Machine Characters
| John Cusack | as | Adam |
| Clark Duke | as | Jacob |
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| Craig Robinson | as | Nick Webber |
| Rob Corddry | as | Lou Dorchen |
| Sebastian Stan | as | Blaine | Lyndsy Fonseca | as | Jenny | |
| Crispin Glover | as | Phil |
| Chevy Chase | as | Repair Man | |
| Charlie McDermott | as | Chaz |
| Lizzy Caplan | as | April |
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| Collette Wolfe | as | Kelly | Crystal Lowe | as | Zoe |
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