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Hey Kevin, did you reinforce the take-off ramp?
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No, we didn't have time.
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Hmmm!
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I'm gonna go drop some dumpage.
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Yoo-hoo sh*t heads, I just found some fireworks in the men's restroom, would you guys like to light them off?
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Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.
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Ultimate punch!
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Nailed it!
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You look pretty.
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What did you say?
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Err, I said you look sh*tty.
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Funky Fresh!
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I'm kinda grumpy today dude, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I'm having those dreams again. You know how it's just me in a castle, I've gotta fight like a thousand wizards. The only way I can beat them is punch them as hard as I can in their faces. When I'm done all their little wizard's wads, wanted me to have sex with them. Which was kinda weird.
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Pools are excellent at holding water man.
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My safe word will be qwhisky.
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Aaaagh, the safety word didn't help.
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...so one afternoon he set out to jump 10 milk trucks. He nailed the take-off. But when he landed something terrible happened. His front tyre exploded like a cannon ball. And his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder. And the front of his face exploded out of the back of his skull. He died instantly... ...the next day.
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Cool Beans!
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Cool Beans!
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Cool Beans!
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Thanks guys and don't let your Dads eat pie.
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I'm not saying that kiss was hot listeners, but if the boner-police were here I'd demand a lawyer.
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Kevin you missed the jump.... totally landed it.
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Sullivan, you chode!
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Rod, You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face.
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Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I need a lawyer!
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This is MY hat now! This is totally my hat.
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