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Rod Rod Open QuoteHey Kevin, did you reinforce the take-off ramp?Close Quote
Kevin Kevin Open QuoteNo, we didn't have time.Close Quote
Rod Rod Open QuoteHmmm!Close Quote
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Rico Rico Open QuoteI'm gonna go drop some dumpage.Close Quote
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Rico Rico Open QuoteYoo-hoo sh*t heads, I just found some fireworks in the men's restroom, would you guys like to light them off?Close Quote
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Frank Frank Open QuoteNever sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteUltimate punch!Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteNailed it!Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteYou look pretty.Close Quote
Denise Denise Open QuoteWhat did you say?Close Quote
Rod Rod Open QuoteErr, I said you look sh*tty.Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteFunky Fresh!Close Quote
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Rico Rico Open QuoteI'm kinda grumpy today dude, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I'm having those dreams again. You know how it's just me in a castle, I've gotta fight like a thousand wizards. The only way I can beat them is punch them as hard as I can in their faces. When I'm done all their little wizard's wads, wanted me to have sex with them. Which was kinda weird.Close Quote
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Dave Dave Open QuotePools are excellent at holding water man.Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteMy safe word will be qwhisky.Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteAaaagh, the safety word didn't help.Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open Quote...so one afternoon he set out to jump 10 milk trucks. He nailed the take-off. But when he landed something terrible happened. His front tyre exploded like a cannon ball. And his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder. And the front of his face exploded out of the back of his skull. He died instantly... ...the next day.Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteCool Beans!Close Quote
Kevin Kevin Open QuoteCool Beans!Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteThanks guys and don't let your Dads eat pie.Close Quote
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DJ Open QuoteI'm not saying that kiss was hot listeners, but if the boner-police were here I'd demand a lawyer.Close Quote
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Rod Rod Open QuoteKevin you missed the jump.... totally landed it.Close Quote
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Jonathan Jonathan Open QuoteSullivan, you chode!Close Quote
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Dave Dave Open QuoteRod, You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face.Close Quote
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Barry Barry Open QuoteNow I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I need a lawyer!Close Quote
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Rico Rico Open QuoteThis is MY hat now! This is totally my hat.Close Quote
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Andy Samberg Andy Samberg  as  Rod Kimble Jorma Taccone Jorma Taccone  as  Kevin Powel
Bill Hader Bill Hader  as  Dave Danny McBride Danny McBride  as  Rico
Isla Fisher Isla Fisher  as  Denise Sissy Spacek Sissy Spacek  as  Marie Powell
Ian McShane Ian McShane  as  Frank Powell Will Arnett Will Arnett  as  Jonathan
Chris Parnell Chris Parnell  as  Barry Pasternack

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