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Neil Patrick Harris Quotes
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Played by: Neil Patrick Harris
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It’s a f*cking sausage fest here.
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I’ve been craving burgers too. Fur burgers.
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What happened to my car?
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I made some love stains on the backseat. You’ll see.
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So, Neil, I have to ask you something-- did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
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Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
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Hey, you don't know how to get back on the highway, do you?
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I don't even know where the f*ck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight, and this dude hooked me up with some killer X. Somehow I ended up getting thrown out of a moving car, and I've been tripping balls ever since.
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Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
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Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick. Here's 50 for the meal, and 200 for the car.
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What did you do to my car?
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There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if I can get some directions.
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You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
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Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
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So where you going to go now, Neil?
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[puts on sunglasses] Wherever God takes me!
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