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Played by: Kal Penn
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 Dude, how were Katie Holmes’ tits?
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You know the holocaust?.. Picture the opposite of that.
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Just cos you’re hung like a moose, doesn’t mean you have to do porn.
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We’re so high right now.
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We’re not low.
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Hey, come on.
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Daddy’s not coming on anything.
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So are you guys going to f*ck me know, or what?
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Rock, paper, scissors, see who goes first.
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Shotgun, anus!
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Did she touch your penis?
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That's not the sort of tone you want to use on a cop who could bust your ass.
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Bust my ass?
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Yes, Kumar. Bust your ass! What sort of name is that anyway? C-OO-MAR? Is it with five O's or two U's?
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Hey assholes! Why don't you leave him alone and go jerk off to snowboarding videos or something?
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I want that.
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What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
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No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
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Nice. Sixteen Candles is on.
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And the award for least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down! Take a bow!
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So, Neil, I have to ask you something-- did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
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Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
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" Neil: "Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show." ',0,441)) |
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Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
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Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick. Here's 50 for the meal, and 200 for the car.
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What did you do to my car?
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Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
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No, it's just... I just...
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This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
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You the king of the forest?
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I'm sorry?
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You f*ckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
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How is that not the worse news?
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The laptop situation really only affects you, whereas the White Castle situation affects us both equally.
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There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if I can get some directions.
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You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
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Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
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So where you going to go now, Neil?
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[puts on sunglasses] Wherever God takes me!
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