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Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies Quotes
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 Dude, how were Katie Holmes’ tits?
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You know the holocaust?.. Picture the opposite of that.
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Just cos you’re hung like a moose, doesn’t mean you have to do porn.
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| Harold |
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We’re so high right now.
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We’re not low.
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Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl. And I’m gonna see her boobs.
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The things I would eat out of her ass. You have no idea.
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Hey, come on.
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Daddy’s not coming on anything.
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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It’s going to take me a while to fix up the car there, so if you boys like you can go on inside, get y’all something to drink, f*ck my wife, watch TV.
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| Liane |
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So are you guys going to f*ck me know, or what?
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Rock, paper, scissors, see who goes first.
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Shotgun, anus!
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It’s a f*cking sausage fest here.
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I’ve been craving burgers too. Fur burgers.
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Did Doogie Howser just steal my f*cking car?
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Who the f*ck are you, sh*twad?
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What happened to my car?
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I made some love stains on the backseat. You’ll see.
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Did she touch your penis?
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That's not the sort of tone you want to use on a cop who could bust your ass.
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Bust my ass?
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Yes, Kumar. Bust your ass! What sort of name is that anyway? C-OO-MAR? Is it with five O's or two U's?
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Hey assholes! Why don't you leave him alone and go jerk off to snowboarding videos or something?
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| Extreme Skateboard punk #1 |
It's the Brothers McFag. Let me guess... the one with the purse is the catcher.
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Come on, guys, let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain Dew. Extreme!
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| Skateboard Punk#1 |
This is America, dude! Learn how to drive!
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Better ruck next time!
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I want that.
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What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
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No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
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Nice. Sixteen Candles is on.
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And the award for least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down! Take a bow!
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So, Neil, I have to ask you something-- did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
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Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
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" Neil: "Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show." ',0,441)) |
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Hey, you don't know how to get back on the highway, do you?
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I don't even know where the f*ck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight, and this dude hooked me up with some killer X. Somehow I ended up getting thrown out of a moving car, and I've been tripping balls ever since.
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| Skateboard Punk#1 |
Late night math league meeting, homos?
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| Skateboard Punk#1 |
That was so f*cking extreme, man!
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| Skateboard Punk#2 |
Yeah man, on a scale from one to ten-
one being not so extreme, ten being extremely extreme, I'd give it a nine point five.
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| Skateboard Punk#3 |
Look here..Extreme Cheddar!
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| Skateboard Punk |
Yeah, that's right, bitch! Try f*cking with me one more time. Just try it! Thank you, come again!
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Did Doogie Houser just steal my f*cking car?
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Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
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Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick. Here's 50 for the meal, and 200 for the car.
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What did you do to my car?
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Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
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No, it's just... I just...
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This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
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You the king of the forest?
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I'm sorry?
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You f*ckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
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How is that not the worse news?
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The laptop situation really only affects you, whereas the White Castle situation affects us both equally.
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Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf*cker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherf*cker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherf*cker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.
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So what are you in here for?
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| Tarik |
For being black.
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| Tarik |
I kept saying, "I understand I'm under arrest. Now please stop beating me."
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I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.
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| Tarik |
Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
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There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if I can get some directions.
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You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
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| Harold |
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Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
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Back off cockboy, what I said to him goes double for you.
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Cockboy, you just call me cockboy?
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Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling cuz you're not quick enough to think of a comeback
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| Kumar |
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So where you going to go now, Neil?
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[puts on sunglasses] Wherever God takes me!
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