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Happy Happy Open QuoteThat was so much easier, I should just get it in one every time.Close Quote
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Shooter Shooter Open QuoteI eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.Close Quote
Happy Happy Open QuoteYou eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?Close Quote
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Chubbs Chubbs Open QuoteBy the way, thanks for dressing up.Close Quote
Happy Happy Open QuoteHey if I saw myself in clothes like those, I’d have to kick my own ass.Close Quote
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Virginia Virginia Open QuoteHe could really draw a crowd.Close Quote
Shooter Shooter Open QuoteYou know what else would draw a crowd, a golfer growing an arm out of his ass.Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteSuck my white ass ball!Close Quote
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Shooter Shooter Open QuoteStay out of my way, or you’ll pay, listen to what I say.Close Quote
Happy Happy Open QuoteHow about I just go eat some hay, I could make things out of clay or sit by the bay, I might just may, what do you say?Close Quote
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Shooter Shooter Open QuoteYeah, right... And Grizzly Adams had a beard.Close Quote
Lee Open QuoteGrizzly Adams did have a beard.Close Quote
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Grandma Grandma Open QuoteHow's that fine young girl of yours?Close Quote
Happy Happy Open QuoteShe got hit by a car, she’s dead.Close Quote
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Grandma Grandma Open QuoteOh Sir, could I both you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me sleep.Close Quote
Orderly Orderly Open QuoteYou can bother me for a glass of shut the hell up! Now you will sleep or I will put you to sleep.Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteTap it in, just tap it in, give it a little tappy, tappy tappy tapperoo!Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteI’ve got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I’m the only person who ever tried that.Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteHey my girlfriend’s dead you know. She fell of a cliff and died on impact.Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteDo you want a piece of me?Close Quote
Bob Bob Open QuoteI don’t want a piece, I want the whole thing!Close Quote
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Donald Donald Open QuoteHey Gilmore, you suck, jackass!Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteThe price is wrong bitch!Close Quote
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Donald Donald Open QuoteYou will not make this putt you jackass!Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteThat’s my puck baby! Don’t you ever touch my puck!Close Quote
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Shooter Shooter Open QuoteYeah right and Grizzly Adams had a beard.Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteWhere were you on that one dip sh*t.Close Quote
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Happy Happy Open QuoteI need to kick the living piss out of him.Close Quote
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Happy Gilmore Characters

Adam Sandler Adam Sandler  as  Happy Gilmore Christopher McDonald Christopher McDonald  as  Shooter McGavin
Carl Weathers Carl Weathers  as  Chubbs Peterson Julie Bowen Julie Bowen  as  Virginia Venit
Frances Bay Frances Bay  as  Grandma Allen Covert Allen Covert  as  Otto
Bob Barker Bob Barker  as  Bob Barker Ben Stiller Ben Stiller  as  Orderly
Joe Flaherty Joe Flaherty  as  Donald

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