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Hog-Head Hog-Head Open QuoteWhat would you rather do, make out with a guy or let him blow you? And you've got to pick one or your whole family will die.Close Quote
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Hog-Head Hog-Head Open QuoteI gotta go home and poo.Close Quote
Flats Flats Open QuoteNow? Why don't you just back one out here?Close Quote
Hog-Head Hog-Head Open QuoteOoh, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need a bath afterwards.Close Quote
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Rick Rick Open QuoteWhat are you doing?Close Quote
Fred Fred Open QuoteTaking mental photographs for my spank bank.Close Quote
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Fred Fred Open QuoteLast night, I fake-chowed a DJ's mom.Close Quote
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Rick Rick Open QuoteHow long do you reckon you're gonna be?Close Quote
Maggie Maggie Open QuoteAbout 45 minutes, less if you help with the kids.Close Quote
Rick Rick Open Quote45 minutes is good.Close Quote
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Fred Fred Open QuoteGrace conked out right when we got home, so I snuck out to the car and rubbed one out.Close Quote
Rick Rick Open QuoteWhat are you, Knight Rider?Close Quote
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Fred Fred Open QuoteWell that's one of those things that they don't tell you when you're young. That you're still gonna be jerking off after you get married.Close Quote
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Gary Gary Open QuoteHow about the hostess, someone should definitely jump her bones.Close Quote
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Hog-Head Hog-Head Open QuoteIceland has the most beautiful women in the world.Close Quote
Gary Gary Open QuoteBjork.Close Quote
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Gary Gary Open QuoteIt's a bit naughty.Close Quote
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Fred Fred Open QuoteWow, that's amazing, you're like A Beautiful Mind.Close Quote
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Coakley Coakley Open QuoteI went balls deep into one of the bridesmaids.Close Quote
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Leigh Leigh Open QuoteR.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.Close Quote
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Little Girl Open QuoteHow come Mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore?Close Quote
Little Boy Open QuoteIs it because of her fat ass?Close Quote
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Owen Wilson Owen Wilson  as  Rick Jason Sudeikis Jason Sudeikis  as  Fred
Jenna Fischer Jenna Fischer  as  Maggie Christina Applegate Christina Applegate  as  Grace
Nicky Whelan Nicky Whelan  as  Leigh Richard Jenkins Richard Jenkins  as  Coakley
Stephen Merchant Stephen Merchant  as  Gary Larry Joe Campbell Larry Joe Campbell  as  Hog-Head
Bruce Thomas  as  Rick Coleman J B Smoove J B Smoove  as  Flats

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